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Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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Twilight Sparkle may have to deal with a lot of issues, but inside her, another drama plays out with her internal organs. Her spleen has fallen in love with her gallbladder, and even though their romance can never be, he pines after her every day. Maybe, with a little help from his friend, the liver, he can gain some closure. But at what cost to Twilight?

WARNING: Contains internal organ romance. Seriously. That's what this is. I'm not kidding.

Written as a commission for Majin Syeekoh who has the most insane, mad, and messed up ideas. And I am so so grateful.

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Majin Syeekoh
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This is beautiful and more than I could have hoped for!

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I tried. For you bby.

What the hell

JackRipper
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Get a room, you two. Preferably somewhere outside a human body.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

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How about we just move into yours?

Hey, I get to say this on someone else's fic for once. Goddamn it, Syeekoh.

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I mean, this sounds good to me.

Dafuq did I just read

This is the weirdest Osmosis Jones crossover I've ever read.

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Should have shrunk spike down and have him investigate... with bad end

Welp. I've spleen it all now.

This is beautiful

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I LOVE THIS. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.

Reads description: :facehoof: What...
The Ponce De Leon of the day award goes to you :moustache:

Hmm....

Is this vore?

I'd want to say that this is the weirdest love story I've ever read...but I've seen some of the other love stories that are on this site too, so... :rainbowlaugh:

It's definitely up there, though.

Can't believe you had the utter gall to write this. How do you bladder on about such an asinine topic?

this needs a sequel where Cadance comes to check on Twilight and senses the love between her spleen and should be non existent gallbladder. sounds like something discord would have done to her as a joke and then forgot about it. or maybe he thought she was getting fat and thought a gallbladder would help

One of these days there's gonna be a commission war over the most insane story to ever be written.

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You know? I don't think so! Huh.

It's this kind of crazy that keeps me believing in humanity's future.

This was so romantic ❤

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My kidneys would be in love with my liver if my drinking hadn't already rectum.

Eye can't stomach this.

The puns! The PUUUNS!!! :pinkiecrazy:
These comments though. *Faith in humanity renewed*

The moral of the story is whatever you do, don't follow your passions. They will lead to ruin.

What Twilight didn’t know was that her spells were being halted by an even greater magic, one more powerful even than that of a princess. A magic she’d never break, even if it eventually killed her.

That magic was love.

SO, CADANCE.

kinky

Despite the the strange eye-dea, everything was very well organ-ized. I have to hand it to you, the de-liver-y was excellent, even if hard to stomach. It's the type of story that makes you think “Are you kidney me? Who would lung for such a thing.” I had a gut feeling things would turn out poorly. After reading, the story really got under my skin.

I can imagine Twi's X-rays

Twi: So why do my insides hurt like they where moved around doc?

"Doc:... They are moved around. I'm pretty sure if you wheren't an alicorn you'd be dead miss sparkle...

Well. I will never un-read this. And I can't even be mad at you because the choice was mine. Hmm. Well done, I suppose. I just... I don't know.

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Why is it that you are always to blame for these things?

It takes real stones to write a story like this.

This should be studied and dissected as the anatomy of a perfect love story.

Post-lectio.

This story was done as a commission for the wonderful Majin Syeekoh, and I had so much fun writing it.

I heckin' knew it!

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To date, anonpencil's stories remain the most confounding I've bumbled across here.

Beware if you find one where Anon is a gynecologist. I still remember. :twilightoops:

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It's called Spreading The Love. :)
Good luck.

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I don't know. Antiquarian might be a little too 'normal' for your stuff.

Besides, it wasn't encouragement, but a warning. Although for the weird, and possibly masochistic, I highly encourage whipping up a grilled cheese sandwich to snack on as you read. :scootangel:

As a second-year medical student, I have to say that reading this fic is both a blessing and a curse.

My only major gripe is that the doctor should have performed a CT scan or an MRI (preferably the latter) instead of an X-ray. Provides a better view of the patient’s soft tissues.

Also, white blood cells are made in the bone marrow, not the spleen.

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Funny, I've ALWAYS learned that the spleen produces white blood cells (maybe specifically lymphocytes?).
Mind you, not saying you're wrong, just what I was taught. You're spot on with the X-ray bit though. ;) Still, genuine curiosity from brief personal experience, would an ultrasound have also worked?

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