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A weaver of tales who enjoys a good story.  What more is there to say, really?

Equestria Girls: Reformation

  • Reformation Buddies Can former villains learn from one another without driving each other and everyone else insane? Discord seems to think so. Sunset Shimmer, however, has her doubts. And the Sirens aren't helping matters, either. by Metool Bard 45,101 words · 9,958 views · 984 likes · 16 dislikes
  • Reformation Blues Adagio thinks the other Sirens don't care about her anymore. Discord is about to prove her wrong in the best possible way. by Metool Bard 5,480 words · 1,182 views · 80 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Reformation Brigade Crystal Prep needs a friendship makeover. And who better to give it one than Discord and the Dazzlings? Yeah, it appears Sunset didn't really think this through. by Metool Bard 72,863 words · 1,289 views · 148 likes · 2 dislikes

My Little Investigations: The Mare-Do-Well Files

The Ballad of Needles

  • Deserts and Dragons Impressionable fillies plus tall tales equals a misadventure of epic proportions. by Metool Bard 45,735 words · 1,086 views · 58 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Trial by Kinship Poachers hunting dragons? Not if Spike has anything to say about it! That is, if he can get past some awkwardness... by Metool Bard 50,507 words · 813 views · 47 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Peace Porridge Hot Is the world ready for a nice Dragon Lord? Ember's authority is put to the ultimate test. by Metool Bard 49,392 words · 679 views · 26 likes · 3 dislikes

Good Stories that I Enjoy Personally

  • E Insomnia

    Finding herself unable to sleep, Princess Celestia occupies her mind by penning a letter to Twilight Sparkle. But for a weary princess, the mind has a tendency to wander...  · Pale Horse
    3,088 words · 15,610 views  ·  1,878  ·  24
  • E A Draconequus' Guide to Immortality

    After suffering an internal crisis at her coronation party, Twilight gains a bit of insight on immortality from the likeliest of unlikely sources.  · ArgonMatrix
    7,341 words · 16,114 views  ·  1,749  ·  23
  • E A Moment in the Sunlight

    Celestia spends some time with one of her subjects.  · ArcheonZ
    3,768 words · 6,239 views  ·  660  ·  6
  • E The Life You're Given

    Following the Apple Family Reunion, Applejack finally has some time to reflect on her life and the many lessons she's learned about friendship, family, perseverance, etc. However, perhaps the most important lesson of all takes a little more...  · neutralmilk
    4,639 words · 4,742 views  ·  511  ·  4
  • E Paper Promises

    Diamond Tiara keeps breaking her promises. Realizing his normal parenting methods aren't working, Filthy Rich has to get creative.  · Fervidor
    4,041 words · 7,110 views  ·  1,034  ·  12
  • E Yes, Apple Bloom, there *is* a Santa Hooves

    "Dear Santa Hooves. My name is Apple Bloom, and I don't want presents for Hearth's Warming this year. I just want my cutie mark..."  · Lucky Dreams
    2,757 words · 14,374 views  ·  894  ·  10
  • E I Quit!

    Coco Pommel has finally had enough of Suri's lies.  · General Spritz
    4,464 words · 9,575 views  ·  879  ·  10
  • E Daring Do and The Letters From Her Publisher

    For years, the publishing company of A.K. Yearly has assumed they've been making profit off a work of fiction. So what happens when they find out it's all based on reality?  · Grazy Polomare
    10,006 words · 4,301 views  ·  464  ·  4
  • E Awaken, Scootaloo

    When Scootaloo loses hope, Princess Luna is there to help her learn to dream again.  · xjuggernaughtx
    6,531 words · 6,984 views  ·  714  ·  9
  • E 0G Network Coverage

    Are you a pony who travels? Do you need to communicate on the go? And do you totally lack any and all dragons in your life? Then you need -- Slate! Everypony does! Unless they can think. Which just might leave Trixie out.  · Estee
    3,214 words · 2,508 views  ·  296  ·  2

Tales I Have Woven For Your Delectation

  • E Reformation Brigade

    Crystal Prep needs a friendship makeover. And who better to give it one than Discord and the Dazzlings? Yeah, it appears Sunset didn't really think this through.  · Metool Bard
    72,863 words · 1,289 views  ·  148  ·  2
  • E Peace Porridge Hot

    Is the world ready for a nice Dragon Lord? Ember's authority is put to the ultimate test.  · Metool Bard
    49,392 words · 679 views  ·  26  ·  3
  • E Slowpoke Surprise

    Whoever thought a hyperactive mare like Surprise would get a nickname like Slowpoke? Rainbow Dash has to hear the story behind this one.  · Metool Bard
    2,228 words · 1,035 views  ·  93  ·  2
  • E Minuette's Multiverse

    Minuette has an existential freakout over Starlight Glimmer's cataclysmic revenge scheme.  · Metool Bard
    2,515 words · 791 views  ·  61  ·  2
  • E Reformation Blues

    Adagio thinks the other Sirens don't care about her anymore. Discord is about to prove her wrong in the best possible way.  · Metool Bard
    5,480 words · 1,182 views  ·  80  ·  2
  • E The Truth Hurts

    Haymaker teaches Lightning Dust a lesson the only way she'll understand.  · Metool Bard
    4,914 words · 3,043 views  ·  326  ·  6
  • E A Hint of Key Lime

    Limestone Pie gets in on the family bonding action.  · Metool Bard
    2,906 words · 2,598 views  ·  268  ·  2
  • T Social Confinement

    The anecdote of a troubled mare trying to cope with her lot in life.  · Metool Bard
    3,907 words · 489 views  ·  27  ·  1
  • T Demons Are Forever

    Bon-Bon's past has come back to haunt her. No, it's not the bugbear. It's a former colleague trying to tie up loose ends. And in some ways, that's far, far worse.  · Metool Bard
    54,271 words · 402 views  ·  23  ·  2
  • T Legacy of Illumination

    An interactive memoir written by the founder of the Wonderbolts.  · Metool Bard
    31,030 words · 296 views  ·  18  ·  0
Apr
16th
2017

Warning: Spoilers from the latest episode, All Bottled Up, abound.  Proceed with caution.

Day One into Season 7, and I already have a lot to say.  Now, while Celestial Advice had a lot of great insight into Twilight and Celestia, it's nothing that I found all that surprising.  All Bottled Up, on the other hand, is a whole different bag of cinnamon nuts.  Not only was it hilarious fun, but between this and No Second Prances, we really can get a firm grasp on what kind of mare the Great and Powerful Trixie really is.  As always, I do not claim to be a psychoanalyst.  But if you'll follow me below the page break, I have a theory about what Trixie's real problem is.  And truth be told, it's not just her ego as I previously thought.

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#139 · 10w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2396513 Yes, it is highly recommended that you read the first three stories in order to properly follow what's going on in Marehunter.

#138 · 10w, 6d ago · · ·

Is reading the rest of My Little Investigations necessary for Marehunter to make sense?

#137 · 26w, 1d ago · · ·

Well. Time to give My Little Investigations a read and see how good they are. I am a sucker for mystery stories and I'm hoping to get some delicious entertainment from them. Will let you know what I think about them in the comments.

#136 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·

Love lots of your stories. My favorites are "Reformation Buddies" and "Reformation Blues." So funny to read about Adagio going nuts when she realizes all of her schemes to get Discord on her side were all for naught. :rainbowlaugh:

#135 · 45w, 1d ago · · ·

Hey Metool! I finally got the chance to read your My Little Investigations series and I just wanted to say that these are the best mystery series I've read on this site. These stories were so good, I couldn't bring myself to stop reading them. :twilightblush:

I look forward to read your other stories! Keep up the good work! :twilightsmile:

#134 · 65w, 6d ago · · ·

Forgive me for taking so long to say something, but this fic was a joy to read from start to finish.  I can honestly see Discord acting just like that if he were to encounter Sunset, and I can see how Sunset, even past her old ways would still hesitate to trust such a being as Discord.  You can never tell if such beings are telling the truth or not. :twilightoops:  The references were a HOOT to get in this fic.  I loved the whole "MIB" trick Discord pulled on Flash, and I think I got some "L.A. Noire" as well.

Honestly, this is a fic I would LOVE to see as a Youtube reading by either LostNarrator or Obabscribbler, it seems like it's a fic that would be even funnier when it's heard.

In short, this was a fun fic, and I can't wait to read more. :)

Take care dude, and thanks for the laughs.

#133 · 77w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2025058 So you are.  Thanks. :twilightsmile:

#132 · 77w, 5d ago · · ·

The story The Truth Hurts was a good story and well thought out. So you are most welcome for the watch and the favorite. Keep up the good work.

#131 · 77w, 5d ago · · ·

And now I am following you.

#130 · 81w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1992629 No problem.  It was a nice story. :twilightsmile:

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