I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.
Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least.
When I'm not drawing ponies and dragons, I'm probably reading about ponies and dragons.
A Pole by birth, a Lawgiver by trade and a Trickster by choice. Altogether a most friendly, sociopathic madman. At your service...
Crackshipper par excellence | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis
"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton
Books, books, books, books, books, books, food, books, books, books...
I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!
What is life but a story with an infinite possible endings. Care to see where yours goes?
Stories in 2nd person, Stories about feet, Stories about tickling, and stories about you tickling feet.
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.
Writing, Read, listening to music and video games are my passions. I do enjoy a good story from time to time, and I'm a Spike fan.
Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter
"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/
Weaver of stories of action, drama, love, sex and a loyal knight of the Sunset Empire! Hail to the phoenix empress! Sunlight & Sundagio are # 1
I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.
Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!
"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade
Been a fan of MLP since 2015 and started writing fanfiction not long after
Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.
"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π
Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo. Estaxen yando Undómë Tinwë.
So yeah. I thought I'd try my hoof at this clopfic thing.
Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc
'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'
Who am I? Why, I'm just a passing through Kamen Rider... Got it memorized?
Pony fan inspired by great writers such as Pen Stroke and Conner Cogwork