Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

A never-ending storm of ideas

Too much to write; too little time

Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

A guy who writes things.

Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?

Feel free to send me a ko-fi!

You gotta kick at the darkness until it bleeds daylight.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Gonna work on that Kingdom Hearts fic at some point

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

A man made of Marshmallows who so happens to be a brony... who would've thought it?

Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!