I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.

My horse is smarter than your honor student.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

I like writing and music

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Two facts according to the internet. 1. Your mother is the largest object in the known universe. 2. Despite fact 1, everyone still slept with her for some reason.

Just some hidden brony with a s***load of ideas. Also available for assassinations (Not really, Deadpool does that.)

A writer should be like fine wine: get better with age.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Halla Hey!

*SPOILERS* ;)

Gott schützen den Kaiser!

"How hard can rocket science be anyway?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDbWuUw5uY&feature=share&list=PL4QlcCPqZ1YWolgi_YX0A25t-rX6SLWoN&index=101

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

Humanity has spent thousands of years perfecting the indoors, so why would we want to go outside?

I write about cute ponies. Sometimes.

A knight in Shining Armor has never had his metal truly tested.

I do stuff that might fall under your purview of "Good Writing". Perhaps you would dain my work as the opposite. Either way it's here and you may look upon it and draw your conclusions thusly.

Everything I do is mediocre. Anything good that I do, I do on accident.

Sometimes slice of life is saucy.

Film buff. Cartoon lover. Superhero enthusiast. MLP fan. Transformers devotee. Impressionist. Actor. Singer. Deadpan snarker. S'all good.

I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore

I'm a crazy author-- but then again, what author isn't? I am into all things fandom, especially pony. I also love history, which is why I'm writing this crazy Apollo 11 thing.

Teenager, brony, special effects designer.

My stories are converted from greentext, so take that into account. Also all my characters name's are Anon. It's an /mlp/ thing.

Engineer, Martial Artist, Scuba Diver; Always working

A young adult whom has been getting and trying ideas for fanfictions...

Cum historia, Mutat valde Razgriz, Revelat ipsum, Primum daemon scelestus est

30 year old man from California who likes to fight with swords. Author of Successor, Love Mark, and Daybreaker at Canterlot Wedding Verses.

Just a casual reader and occasional writer. I know I make mistakes and I'll try my best to prevent them, but I write mostly to relax or just pass the time. Also English isn't my native language.

So left, two, three! So left, two, three! Join us our comrade, join with the worker's united front for you are a worker too!

My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

You now face godlike judgement. May it extend eternally.

Urban Planner, TV Tropes contributer, and writer on the side.

You want to know how to write a good story? You take a group of interesting, likable, wonderful characters, and you turn their lives into Hell on Earth. -- Chris Claremont

i like this stuff

Just a Writer trying to make stories. My Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ClintHoyt and My Ko Fi: https://ko-fi.com/clinthoyt

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Are you a Rebel?

Remember, the future starts, with YOU!