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"How hard can rocket science be anyway?"


proof for the dash thread · 7:05am Jun 27th, 2016

G'day horsefuckers. Just come to say that was me in the dash thread and i still think Mobius can write RD far better than I can. He puts characterisation and detail in there that i couldnt ever have a hope of doing.

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Quick update · 2:53am Aug 6th, 2015

I noticed that when re-writing some old chapters, it doesnt tell you that they have been republished, so to tell you guys that the chapter has been reworked, there will be = signs at either side of the chapter name. This is just a quick way to say that that chapters been refurbished. Ones that dont have it from now on are old chapters due for a revamp!

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Ut Ametur Iris RENOVATION · 12:53pm Jun 29th, 2015

That's right were going house rules up in this bitch.

Ut Ametur Iris is getting revamped. Im deleting old crappy pointless chapters and im going to spruce up some of the better more important ones. I know this is a little unexpected but i think this is what Ut needs. I havent been writing lately because every time i do, all i see are glaring errors and issues in this story. This is my chance to change them.

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Tanks for the memories SPOILER WARNING · 11:51pm Apr 25th, 2015

SPOLIER WARNING. if you dont want the episode spoiled then put a saucepan over your head and bang it with a spoon until you manage to click off this page

I dont normally make blog posts about episodes but this one was different.

God damn

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yep mods are shit heads · 11:33pm Mar 18th, 2015

so the new fic isn't coming. There is no triumphant return to writing for me. I'll put it up on my pastebin, but just fuck this site. It was bad enough when every single shitty shipfic gets featured but its even worse now that they will let some of the trash through but not actual fics that people put time and effort into.

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well shit · 9:47pm Mar 15th, 2015

Hi guys, how you all doing? Firstly, i'm not dead, i've just been quite recently, i had hoped to make a sudden comeback with a new two part story full of lovely dashie goodness, but unfortunately it failed submission.


its amazing how some of the utter trash can get accepted here, yet actual fics don't. -_-

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God this game has an amazing soundtrack · 5:16am Jan 14th, 2015

So I've known about Little Inferno since it came out, but I only just rediscovered it and decided to listen to the OST. God its wonderful haunting music, it carry such emotion. Don't be surprised if you see it appear in future story chapters.

On the subject of stories well I'll give you a sit rep:

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centennial! · 4:56am Aug 3rd, 2014

Woohhoooooohoho!!! 100 followers! My god, I never believed I would hit triple digits. I guess now is the time to insert some sappy logies awards speech saying how grateful I am, but I think i'll save you the pain.

As an expression of my gratitude, I will now take exactly one request. Wether it be a new story, chapter, picture (that is photo, as i can't draw) 3D model whatever it may be!"

And hears to one hundred more!

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My little Yamato, chapter 19 · 5:10am Jul 27th, 2014

Alright guys, imma level with you. I haven't been writing nearly as much as a should be lately. As a result, chapter 19 of MLY has been stuck at the same amount of words for the last month. I don't know bout you, but i'm certainly hating the delay. However, it is hovering at about 3.5k words, which while below what I would have liked, it does scrape together to form a chapter. So here my question, would you like me to split the chapter in two and give you this part now, or would you like to

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Real talk! · 10:02am May 2nd, 2014

Now before you start assuming things, no this is not some 'I'm losing interest' blog. Nothing quite that extreme. What I actually want to talk about is...

The sequel to One Small Step!

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