Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Long time purveyor of fanfiction porn

I see people two ways who they are and who they can be.

I am never serious.

Welcome back to the cum zone

I weave a world for the reader to move with. Be it passionate or tragic, heated or suspense, I craft the world. Will you read it?

I´m what happens, if you have a great libido and too much time on your hands. And yes that also includes fapping...

Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

Being sad can be fun.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Writer of truly pornographic shorts. If you let your kid read my stuff, you are a bad parent. I don't feed the trolls.

Brony from 2012, fimfic reader from 2014, fimfic writer from 2020

Too much to write; too little time

A friendly neighborhood dragon who loves ponies; so crunchy!

[COMMISSIONS OPEN] I've written stuff with ponies, I've written stuff with Pokémon, I've written stuff with SCP-1471, and you can find my big dumb self at Prince_Polaris on nearly everything! 💙

Welcome to the other side of the fandom. Please sit back and relax, there are cookies and punch by the door.

I wish I was enough. But I'm not and never will be.

Music ponies are best ponies.

This is fiction. But it is based...

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

I shall Butcher your dreams

I am the lucid dream

If only I could be as grossly incandescent as the sun..

I dig MLP Please support me on SubscribeStar https://subscribestar.adult/typist-gray

A real Nauvis, hah get it?

Forget not that I am a derp.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

Through the power of my imagination only, I created all you see before you. Everything and everyone is a part of my story, of which I am its only Author. Behold, as I bestow you portions of my mind.

Hello everypony and welcome. Hope you enjoy my stories.

I want to make clean, concise and elegant eroticism... about horses.

Pithy Statement

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Well, it took me five and a half seasons and I'm finally dipping my toes into some brony waters! Wish me luck! *jumps through the portal, laptop tightly clutched*

I'm here to write my way into your hearts and infect your minds.

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The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

A wise woman once said, " Fuck this shit." And she lived happily ever after

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.