• Member Since 12th Jul, 2014
  • offline last seen May 8th, 2019


Writer of truly pornographic shorts. If you let your kid read my stuff, you are a bad parent. I don't feed the trolls.


Commenting on "Twilight Sparkle Eats Shit" · 3:55pm Mar 16th, 2015

I'm bemused by the response. Which means yes, I broke my rule about reading comments/PMs. But I think it revealed a deeper truth about all of you, and that amuses me greatly.

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Less of the FOE · 5:12pm Mar 6th, 2015

So I disappeared for what, six months? Might as well explain why.

See, the thing is, I can't get off on shit when the girl isn't having at least as much fun as me, preferably more.

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All stories are non-canon · 7:24pm Jul 15th, 2014

Just a note here -

I'm a fan of FoE, not one of its contributors, designers or creators.

All of the stuff I write is not canonical. While it is set in the FoE universe, it is a fan work, and nothing I write will become part of the FoE "canon."

Also, as stated earlier, I do not read comments or PMs, so I am going to presume all of them are overwhelmingly positive.

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Now Writing Fall of Equestria Stories · 3:09am Jul 14th, 2014

This account was specifically created for writing Fall of Equestria stories.

Because of the controversial nature of Fall of Equestria, this account will comment on nothing, PM no one, reply to nothing, watch no one, and fave no story.

Those of you who are here for the right reasons, enjoy yourselves. Those of you who are here for the wrong reasons, I'm not listening.

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