• Member Since 12th Jul, 2014
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DickDastardly


Writer of truly pornographic shorts. If you let your kid read my stuff, you are a bad parent. I don't feed the trolls.

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  • 402 weeks
    Commenting on "Twilight Sparkle Eats Shit"

    I'm bemused by the response. Which means yes, I broke my rule about reading comments/PMs. But I think it revealed a deeper truth about all of you, and that amuses me greatly.

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    2 comments · 278 views
  • 403 weeks
    Less of the FOE

    So I disappeared for what, six months? Might as well explain why.

    See, the thing is, I can't get off on shit when the girl isn't having at least as much fun as me, preferably more.

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    2 comments · 293 views
  • 437 weeks
    All stories are non-canon

    Just a note here -

    I'm a fan of FoE, not one of its contributors, designers or creators.

    All of the stuff I write is not canonical. While it is set in the FoE universe, it is a fan work, and nothing I write will become part of the FoE "canon."

    Also, as stated earlier, I do not read comments or PMs, so I am going to presume all of them are overwhelmingly positive.

    1 comments · 308 views
  • 437 weeks
    Now Writing Fall of Equestria Stories

    This account was specifically created for writing Fall of Equestria stories.

    Because of the controversial nature of Fall of Equestria, this account will comment on nothing, PM no one, reply to nothing, watch no one, and fave no story.

    Those of you who are here for the right reasons, enjoy yourselves. Those of you who are here for the wrong reasons, I'm not listening.

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Mar
6th
2015

Less of the FOE · 5:12pm Mar 6th, 2015

So I disappeared for what, six months? Might as well explain why.

See, the thing is, I can't get off on shit when the girl isn't having at least as much fun as me, preferably more.

I went into FOE stories because I'm a big fan of the most depraved, kinky sex imaginable, but with the exception of the Twilight story, I just wasn't having any fun. It was educational to tinker with the girls acting like they didn't want the sex, but actually wanting it a lot, but after I got the mane six out of my system I just wasn't having a good time. Girls need to just be loving it through and through, not secretly.

So I'm going to try some different stuff. Depraved, of course. And kinky to the level of being comedic. But not so much FOE.

That's not to say you won't see another FOE story out of me. But it will be some willing and eager red-collar getting the sort of gang-fucking she's always fantasized about, not some poor mare getting the shit beat out of her for no reason.

If any mares are getting the shit beat out of them from here on in, it's because that's what makes them tingle in their no-nos.

So keep reading, sickos.

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Comments ( 2 )

Good to have you back, and I can't wait to see what you think of next

God Damned, Dick! I know losing the Wacky Races can get to you, but writing these kind of stories isn't going to help much, either!

Nah, jus' kidding! Do what you want, these are pretty much real fun. It's just funny that you chose the villain of that show as your avatar and username!

Keep on writing, and good that you're back! I didn't even notice you were gone in the first place!

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