Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

Farewell, and Thanks for Coming In! | [Retired]

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

I like ponies. Ponies are cute.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

One for the rocks and one for the scary.

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Welcome to the other side of the fandom. Please sit back and relax, there are cookies and punch by the door.

I miiiiiight be just a teensy bit too obsessed with Twilight >;3

I feel nothing; enjoyment is a myth, and happiness is fleeting. Every day is a struggle to find meaning and value in my actions.

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.

Hey! I writer anything with my favorite characters, Spike, Ember, Smolder, Discord, Fizzle, Garble...that is most of works and coming works.

Keep palm and palette on.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

I'm a Proud ABDL mommy. Writer of padded pony fics, a lot of fics about Shining Armor and his mom, several about Rainbow Dash and her family, and far more mom stories than you can imagine.

Cotton has been acting gay all week. Maybe you could take him out for some "gay time." Nothing gay, tho.

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

space is a waste

Salutations.

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

There goes my hero.

More of an Equestria Enthusiast, but glad to be here. | Audio Reader

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

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Happily retired. Thanks for all the good times :)

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Don't make the same mistake I made, kids; When the police shout "drop it!", that doesn't refer to your pants.

I'm here to write my way into your hearts and infect your minds.

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!