I Have To Jizz in a Petri Dish (Commissions & Patreon)

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

I like ponies. Ponies are cute.

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

"i don't think you can stay," said the sea to the night

Vagabond short fiction writer. Veteran of many fandom wars. Believer of light in the darkness.

I hope you have a good day, every single day. (Also accepting commissions.)

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Welcome to the other side of the fandom. Please sit back and relax, there are cookies and punch by the door.

Optimistic and idealistic. Inexperienced writer with little time, I hope we can be friends!

A tired soul, seeking peace and ponies.

The author with the overlycomplex and childish name that seems to incorporate one too many franchises, but in reality its just a really bad inside joke.

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and Lovecraft fan.

A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.

Hey! MasterBrony Forever here with a short Bio. Favorite character's from the show are Spike & Discord! Improving my writing over the past few years.

Keep palm and palette on.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

A man with a fork in a world of soup

I'm a Proud ABDL mommy. Writer of padded pony fics, a lot of fics about Shining Armor and his mom, several about Rainbow Dash and her family, and far more mom stories than you can imagine.

Cotton has been acting gay all week. Maybe you could take him out for some "gay time." Nothing gay, tho.

Defund the Police, Black Lives Matter | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for the cleverpun's Critique Corner review series: http://tinyurl.com/h3ftsm3

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

space is a waste

Salutations.

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

You shall love your crooked neighbor with your crooked heart. -- W. H. Auden

There goes my hero.

More of an Equestria Enthusiast, but glad to be here.

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

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Happily retired. Thanks for all the good times :)

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Don't make the same mistake I made, kids; When the police shout "drop it!", that doesn't refer to your pants.

I'm here to write my way into your hearts and infect your minds.

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Also on FA!

Writer of One-shots. Dabbler of Genres. Altogether too slow for her own good.

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.