Male. Los Angeles, California. Hmm. I have a WPM of 65. Meh. Occasionally arts. Lord of Dorkness's #1 fan. User #26976. inb4 Crossover
I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?
Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.
I have done nothing productive all day and I have a Ko-Fi now!
I love writing, but I'm seldom content with what I write.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.
The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.
I'm an old-school MLP fan, glad the new show is doing great.
I'm pretty uninteresting. I also can't write or draw, but I do both anyway.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.
I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
An entity of what does the wordsgood with ponies. Buy me a coffee?
Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.
I also draw. Maybe I draw too much and write too little.
All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.
It's raining. It's always raining D: Why did I move here again...
Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.
I am a simple writer of some relatively unknown skill. I am also insane, mentally unstable and with limitless creativity. To an extent.
Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.