Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Listen to the crashing of the waves, the flow of a stream, the roar of a waterfall, or the patter of the rain.

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

loves tiaras.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

What the hell is a pony?

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.