I'm not a pony, but I sure act like one.

I love to swim, write, and waste my hours away on this site.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Singularly uninteresting

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Is that a terrorist?!?

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Not a changeling.

CvBrony here, you can call me Cv ("cee vee"). My wife poked me hard enough to try the show, and a bit later, here I am. Now with Patreon!

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

I've spent almost twenty years of my life writing fanfiction. Something is clearly wrong with me, especially if I'm writing about pastel cartoon ponies now.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Account is very much on a non-disclosed Hiatus :D TO THE MOON!

Valar morghulis.

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

I wrote a horse story once.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Living with LUS.

Reader of stars, teller of tales. Secretly a bat, or something.

"We are all born mad. Some remain so." -Estragon, Waiting for Godot

"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.

A pretend penmonkey--the pauper of the pages--with a penchant for the preposterous but perhaps a thin sliver of potential. Please, peruse my parables; you may, perchance, prefer them.

Just a veteran writing love stories for fun. If you want help or just to chat, hit me up, I always love to meet new people.

Music ponies are best ponies.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

I like writing.