• Member Since 19th Jan, 2012
  • offline last seen May 18th

The Rainbow Blunderbolt


"If there's one thing I will not tolerate, it's violence." "Then why are you hitting me?" "Right, make that two things. Violence, and stupid questions."

Feb
27th
2019

hey it's ya boi uhhhhh · 6:29am Feb 27th, 2019

Howdy.

So, it's been a hot minute, right?

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Feb
22nd
2014

ouch · 1:08am Feb 22nd, 2014

so, as many of you may have noticed, 'close the case' hasn't been updated in forever. this is on account of three reasons. one, i'm super-duper lazy, two, math is a bitch, and three, i broke my collarbone.

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Jan
22nd
2014

The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway · 5:44am Jan 22nd, 2014

Nov
30th
2013

Some late night musings. · 9:52am Nov 30th, 2013

God, I'm a vile person. I'm so disgusting but I feel so good. Ugh, this shit is complicated and I have issues.

Really bad issues.

Oct
10th
2013

HAPPY LEIF ERIKSON DAY · 12:24am Oct 10th, 2013

Hey, everybody! It's Leif Erikson Day!

HINGA DINGA DERGEN

Ahoy, Patrick! It's Leif Erikson Day!

*creak*

There's a note.

"SpongeBob,

went to get more giant papEr

uHHHH...

PAtRick

P.S. HappY LEif Ericsson DAY

YENGER HENGA DINGER

Oct
4th
2013

Reichenbach Feels · 3:03am Oct 4th, 2013

So, today I reached 400 followers. I am now going to thank all of my lovelies with gifs showing just how much I love you.

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Sep
22nd
2013

Ducks · 9:31pm Sep 22nd, 2013

I’m still alive. You know, in case you were wondering. I doubt anyone will read this, but what the heck.
So, I haven’t updated in a long time, have I? I’m afraid real life has gotten in the way, but the weirdest thing is that I haven’t gotten writer’s block. I’ve just been…forgetful and uninspired. Luckily for you guys, the next chapter of ‘Close The Case’ is done. I just need to go over it again, and then hand it to my proof-reader. But that leads us to another thing.

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May
16th
2013

Bring Out Your Dead · 4:27am May 16th, 2013

"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I feel fine. I think I'll go for a walk, I feel happy, I feel happy!"

"Must be a king; he ain't got shit all over 'im."

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Apr
2nd
2013

April Fools · 6:13am Apr 2nd, 2013

So, before I say this, a big thanks goes out to all my lovely followers! All 360 something of you! Thanks for sticking by my arse and not unfollowing me.

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Apr
1st
2013

Welp · 6:07am Apr 1st, 2013

I'm done.

Cancelled "Close The Case". Looks like we won't see what happened to Spike after all.

Whoops.

April fools biyetches.