Mostly harmless.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Blood for the Blood God and pony stories for everyone!

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

I like hanging stuff on cliffs. They dangle so nicely till the next chapter arrives.

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

I'm the tastiest Poptard you'll ever meet. Back from the dead.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

RIP Quorthon

"Find peace with your pace, everything destined shall fall into place." - Anonymous

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Just some random guy. [Retired]

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

“It is better to be young in your failures than old in your successes.”

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Jennifer Cassidy Penndragon (she/they)

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.

"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats

Account Retired

A Pole by birth, a Lawgiver by trade and a Trickster by choice. Altogether a most friendly, sociopathic madman. At your service...

I like cats and ponies cuz they are fluffy! Come and talk if you want, I won't bite.

I first got into My Little Pony back during my second year of high school and have been a fan ever since. I love a good story, and hope to bring many good stories to readers for many years to come.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

Uh... what? Is this thing on?

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Insane, Reality-Warping Chaos God? Warring and Reunniting Siisters of the Day and Night? Vague backstories? How was I suppose to resist? My Patreon!

Feel free to send me a ko-fi!

Used to write a lot more on FimFic some time ago, left for a bit, but want to get into the groove again.

I'm

Diabetes kinda sucks.

I write for the fun of it. Just trying out a few ideas to improve my writing, and hopefully get some awesome, critical feedback!

Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

Nazi punks fuck off.

"You think you know me..."

flamingos

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

I should be writing software right now, not fan fiction. The grammar rules are so much simpler.

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.