It's true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.

Stories in 2nd person, Stories about feet, Stories about tickling, and stories about you tickling feet.

Just your typical mediocre writer trying to make up for his lack of skill at the craft by producing shlocky unoriginal fanfiction!

I love to read and write fiction and fanfiction. I'm 34 years old, married, and a gamer....I think that's it, other than Vinyl Scratch is best background pony. :P

10 years of this and I am going straight to Hell

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

In case you couldn't tell, my works are often written to fill specific ... niches. I expect you will enjoy a unique and novel experience.

Derp.

O.F.P.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Like 2nd-person sensual and cute fun? Well, there's about five or six other authors you should probably go to first. If you've read all their works, however, then I'm your go-to guy. Also, watersports