Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
Once more, the familiar police box stood near the center of the stage; this time having a blonde filly with little white freckles on her face beside it.
Applejack...
...has legs made out of noodles...
"Noodle legs? I ain't got no noodle legs... D-Do I?"
Applejack...
...Has a messy mane...
"Big Mac says my mane looks perdy! Big Mac'd never lie ta' me."
Applejack...
...is doomed to lose favor with her brother...
"Lose wha'? Favor? Ya' mean like 'portance? Ain't gonna happen. I'm Big Mac's favorite filly."
What if another younger filly comes along...?
"I'm the youngest; ain't gonna be any filly in our kin that'll be younger then me."
Uh-huh...
...We'll see...
"Hold on a sec. What's that s'pposed ta' mean?"
Applejack...
...is only important to her family until a younger model comes along...
"That' ain't true! Ma' kin love me. No way are they gonna love anyone more than me."
Uh-huh...
Applejack...
...Is overly clingy...
"I ain't clingy... Whatever that means."
Now you know...
Applejack...
"Who knows? What's this thing 'bout? I don't get it!" the young Applejack turned towards the police box, still rather confused.
...Wait...
...Before you go...
...I want to give you something...
"What is--?" before she could say anymore, a piece of paper drifted down to the ground before her.
Just a little piece of advice...
Applejack bent down to read it, scanning her eyes over it slowly. After a few moments, the filly took a sharp gulp and looked up terrified. "Th-that true?"
Of course it is...
...Every time you tell a lie...
...Somepony dies...
Unable to speak out of fear, Applejack scurried away into the police box.
...Too easy...
"Alright... I've heard everything there is to do with wubs, I've bought your entire stock of these strange shutter glasses, but please... I now -nor ever- want to watch the complete works of Batmare!"
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Man, she musta been a serial killer in the return of harmony
lolz
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Uhhhhh. She is meaaaaaan.
I dont get the small passages at the bottom. Whos talking?
1068192 A while back I hinted to the fact that the Doctor had his time machine stolen, and the bottom is him having conversations with Vinyl who Chrysalis hired to keep him distracted.
That's terrible! Poor AJ! And on a side note, come on Doc, Batmare is awesome!
1068233 ah, thanks. Forgot about that.
And that's why she never lies.
I'll be sure to teach my kid that to
I think the Doctor would be a Batmare fan actually, I mean really? Who wouldn't?
Of course she's clingy! Her legs are made of noodles!
1068601 When you battle aliens for real? Yeah I would prefer doing that over watching Batmare.
*Steel scratches his chin, staring at the computer screen in thought.*
A-AH KILLED SOMEPONY BY LYIN'?!
...Well...that's one way to make an Element of Honesty...
"Never thought Queenie had it in her. Clever."
You going to come out of the corner anytime soon, Cap'n?
"It's part of my job to not be seen, and only heard."
*Steel shrugs.*
Huh, didn't think that happened in your past, Applejack.
It ain't mine!
*Steel suddenly moves to the left, placing a hand against the back of his ear as if he just heard something.*
Wh-What're you doin'!?
I think...I think I just heard something...
What?!
Someone...DYING...
*AJ screams and books it out of the room, her terrified screams fading into the distance. Both Cap'n and Steel stifle a laugh.*
"Not bad, but that was quite mean, even though it was a little funny."
I try, I try.
You're both inpony, cruel souls.
Come on Doctor, Batmare saves lives and travels about. That's your whole schtick.
good thing Applebloom didn't see this
1069625 Agreed...
And that is why Applejack never lies (though that could also be exploited for an interesting horror story...)
1069995 And just like many other things I brought up in this story, it will be exploited for a story.
1070070 Really?
1070305 Yes. I don't want to give one of my biggest ones away, but one of them will involve a crazy eyed goat, a black unicorn, and a lot of shenanigans.
1070485 Sounds pretty interesting!
1068784 The Doctor doesn't like fighting though, He loves adventure, exploration, discovery. I think he would dig Batmare just on the whole childish aspect, which he is, a 900 year old kid at heart.
1070852 Good point.
Alright, going after the child versions of them seems a little mean-spirited without a lot of comedy to back it up at this point.
Also, Doctor x Vinyl new OTP.
nanananananana BATMARE!!!!!!
I kind of expected Chrysalis to somehow influence Applejack's stubbornness and dedication to tradition.
those bits with the Doctor and Vinyl are hilarious!
1068032
lolololol
Geez that was pretty mean Chrysalis!
I'd like for Best Pony Vinyl Scratch to distract me and converse to me about comic books.
1088612
Kind of, but if you think about it she's just creating the elements of harmony, at least in Applejack's case.
And thus began the creation of the Elements of Harmony.
"Perdy" oh my god
funny thing is, by doing what you have been doing you have essentially made the elements of harmony, and many other ponies, who they are now in the show
By going back in time and retriving the yonger version of ponys they inter veiwed they basicaly created a parodox. And before y'all ask how the ponys would remember the show and not go back when they were older, thus not causing them to go back in time to get the yonger ponys.
2929732 What you fail to realize is that memories get stored in different ways as we grow older, and I'm 95% sure that the ponies in the show are enough like humans for that to be true for them as well. So they most likely don't remember the show when they're older.
2929732 ya mean a pony-dox
Does this mean Applejack thinks she killed her own parents?
Huh, and so Chrysalis creates the embodiments of the elements. Who would've thunk it.
Cya
Raziel-chan
Poor Doctor!
Batmare.... & Wubbin'?