With the recent premiere of the Equestria Girls movie in Equestria, everyone is overjoyed at its success. Except for Spike, who doesn't like that fact he was the only character to be a dog instead of a human in the movie. Which leads to him calling upon a revolution for change on Equestria. Yeah... things blow out of proportion really fast.

Thanks to Bass21, Linkerman, and LDSocrates for pre-reading it! And thanks to jlm123hi for making the cover image!

Spike, along with Snips and Snails, discuss the more important topics plaguing the denizens of Equestria such as who's hotter to weird fetishes.

There is no better way to resolve conflicts than good rap battle.
And some rape.

Thank TeXXy.

What looks like a secret midnight snack is much, much more than it seems. Love can exist in all forms. Even in a sugary, fattening kind.

Thanks for the help from my pre-readers Denim_Blue and WIL_I_ZIN.

Fluttershy finds a cute, harmless, little animal in the Everfree Forest. Little did she know this creature is not as harmless as it looks.

In fact, it's an extremely dangerous animal.

When Halo man is brought to Equestria, it's his job to do a bunch of stupid stuff. This is the story of that stupid stuff.

A humorous parody of halo crossovers where the main character is a generic multiplayer halo.

When Fluttershy went to bed last night, the last thing she expected was to wake up and find that her faithful, if not obnoxious pet rabbit would be replaced by a grown stallion in a bunny suit that everyone else still saw as a rabbit. Now Angel, with his inelegant words of wisdom, brutal honesty, and confrontational nature, is free to speak his mind and help his master overcome her phobias and life's general hardships, all while trying to learn more about his own unusual nature. Inspired by the television series Wilfred.

Rated Teen for language.

This page used as a reference tool for episode-accurate dialogue.

Wario's not particularly an intelligent guy. In fact, he's pretty darn dumb. That being said, when he is offered a deal that promises fame and fortune, he ultimately agrees and gets sent to Equestria, and he has absolutely no idea how to get back. Oh, well, the only thing left for him to do is try to successfully make some money.

Equestria: A place of safety, friendship, and love. It has faced and defeated many threats: Changelings, dragons, windigoes, tyrannical Unicorn dictators, and a particularly mischievous draconequus. But now Equestria faces its greatest threat ever: a gigantic tornado filled with killer sharks.

With time running out, Twilight Sparkle, her friends, and all of Equestria must unite to battle the aquatic menace. But will the magic of friendship be enough to save the land from sharks whose hunger cannot be stopped?

Huzzah! We were mentioned by Entertainment Weekly!

So, yeah. I woke up as Opalescense this morning, and my day sucked. On top of losing my balls, my wife and kid don't recognize me, one of our barn cats has the hots for me, the dogs have it in for me, the llama mafia are trying to kill me, and the ferret seems to want me for lunch. Luckily I have a friend in the horse.

Sometimes.

Just read it. On second thought, don't. It's humiliating enough as it is...

Inspired by the PonyEarth universe.

Contains self-insertion.