Halo man in Equestria: Humping is Magic

by Good Christian Ethesto

Sea Quail

Hey all you people. Hey all you people. Hey all you people won't you listen to me? I just wrote a sea quail, it's no ordinary sea quail. A sea quail about Halo man and poniessss!

Yeah... Anyway, I thought I'd Zelda all you fine lads to it...
Zelda

Comments

[williamcll]

what.

[Good Christian Ethesto]

1711076 when.

[Glare]

1711535 how?

[Good Christian Ethesto]

1738926 who?

[Moniker]

502 Bad Ethesto the name of the halo man is master chief for the record.

[Good Christian Ethesto]

2647188
I feel like you're trolling me...

[Moniker]

2647390 I'm not trolling you look it up now Swagthesto. I am being honest and am not rolling you. Does this face look like a the face of a troller this is the face of a troller.

[Good Christian Ethesto]

2720753
Thanks for reading through this
I was half expecting everyone to just comment on how bad the grammar and stuff is. This is one of the first things I ever wrote and I haven't read through it in a while, so I guess I just assumed it was badly written.
I got tired of reading all the serious halo crossovers where they shower the reader with boring halo lore, so I figured I'd make a crossover that was a little bit different. Besides, I never took the game seriously enough to write a serious crossover about it.

[Good Christian Ethesto]

2995896
I know, I call them halos on purpose

[alfaomega]

I dont know what i just read but it was halares

[The Slending Angel]

His name is Master Chief...

[Good Christian Ethesto]

4174095
No way, he's a halo. Also, the character in this isn't supposed to be Master Chief, he's some random multiplayer character from Reach.