• Member Since 25th Apr, 2012
  • offline last seen May 13th, 2019


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Rape? Favorite.

Lol! That just....:rainbowlaugh: No.:ajbemused:


1965569 This rubs me in a correct way. :moustache:

1965561 bait'n'notswitch

1965580 Haven't even read it yet too :rainbowkiss:

1965577 I'm....ghey?..Ghey?....GHEY? Possible.....But not likely!:pinkiecrazy:

1965580 Lol I love your play on words...:rainbowlaugh::rainbowkiss:


1965590 Perfect. :ajsmug:

1965592 We are all ghey. :moustache:

1965606 Ghey for zel..... And 1965601 apparently.:rainbowkiss:

...somehow, this offends me...yet i couldn't bring myself to not read... :ajsleepy: ...also, glad this doesn't happen in my story... :moustache: still, despite all that, i feel the need to thumb-up and fav. :twilightblush:

What are you, a normal person?
Fucking weirdo.


1965624 No offense intended.

Or was it?... :twilightblush:

1965629 Wait, there are still normal people out there? :rainbowderp:

you don't know me... :pinkiecrazy:

I looked at your page.
You are weak and timid and a beeeeiiitch that likes bananas.
That's right, I said it.


1965640 Aww, do not be sad. Let us have steamy homosexual intercourse. :ajsmug:

1965641 >opens windows with data from hidden cams
I know you pretty well... :trollestia:

i may like bananas, t, but i'm no fool.
you're a waste, a mule, a weak, wimpy tool.
so go run home and cry into your body pillow, tex;
you should think before speaking, else you'll be wrecked.

...meant with all the love and tolerance in the world. :scootangel:

...you realize you're watching the wrong house, right? :derpytongue2:

no u
go poo
in a shoe
cry boo-hoo
my rhymes r swag
i have swag
swag swag swag
swag bag fag shag

as much as i'd love to give you more quips,
like how you're the one molestia whips,
i'm afraid that you're just no match for me.
now, i need to go study state politics, b.

Zel... lol wtf was that.


1965752>>1965753 :raritywink:

1965757 Well, it's about time you finally got a story up.


1965761 Well, I do not really consider this a story. :trollestia:

1965763 Whatever. Close enough. :raritywink::trollestia:

I still enjoyed it.

:rainbowlaugh: I could not stop laughing when I saw this. A story by zel? Yeah right!

Not as cool as a nice rape battle with some rap, though.


1965889 There is a demand for more, I presume? :trollestia:


1965902 upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/36/Methanesulfonic-acid-3D-balls.png

(That's SO2OHCH3. It can be used for pH control in organic solutions. No, don't ask me how you'd do a pH in an organic solution. Not that you'd need this explanation, right?)


1965925 Ew, gay lightning shaders. :rainbowwild:

1965933 Now let's see how much this site'll take.
Gay? No, THIS is gay (50% of the time)

Okay, it won't let me embed. I can understand that. Consider it your reward :duck:


1965953 >no female Shining x Twi

1965902let me read it first. But yes probably.

say what you want, bro. at least i can actually spell. :scootangel:

I can spell, as well.
Don't be a hoe.

:rainbowderp: ... :facehoof: ...dude, that was meant to be a joke. :ajbemused:

Did you fail to see the rhyme?
Did you fail to see that I called you a hoe? That really is not an insult. It is a garden tool.

...normally, that's not how a rap battle goes. :applejackunsure: and yeah, i know what a hoe (tool) is. now, i really do have to pay attention to this, so, if you don't mind...

We're having a rap battle?
What are you paying attention to?
I am so confused

You ... actually wrote something?
Truly, these are the end times.

I would have liked to see the rape scene though, just because.


1966271 I think I might actually start writing. :raritywink:

Does this mean the world is going to end soon?


1966648 Indeed.
Still long way to it, though.

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