Sweetie Belle has a secret, that even her two friends Apple Bloom and Scootaloo don't know about. She likes to ship ponies. Two ponies in particular.

Luna decides to find a pet.

The Cheddar, Bacon, and Onion sandwich from Mcdonalds goes to Ponyville to save the day from Celestia. His delicious combination of Cheddar, Bacon, and Onion will overrun the forces of Equestria and topple the Egalitarian society. Mares will love his hot buns and his deliciously hilarious cheesy one-liners. Don't even get me started on his bacon which everypony will turn into omnivores just to be with him. A new order of deliciousness will be administered to all of ponydom!

Daring Do cannot believe her luck when she is asked to help explore the most ancient tomb known to ponykind. But terrible danger awaits her, for beneath the earth rests something beyond equine understanding.

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Pinkie Pie has an existential crisis while painting her room. This self-parody is dedicated to Professor Piggy, who once told me that I could write a story about Pinkie watching paint dry and weave it into an incredible psychological journey. Let's see if he was right.

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Dramatic reading by MicTheMicrophoneZero.

Cover art by chaosdrop.

After being sucked into the magical land of Equestria, YOU find yourself as the legendary Brony Hero in this exciting interactive adventure. Will you find the Time Orb and restore peace to the land? Or will you marry Fluttershy? Will you defeat the evil demon king Tirek? Or will you marry Luna?

With 21 endings to choose from, only you can decide your fate!

When a well placed conversation sparks the throes of adventure within a mare like Daring Do she finds herself once again flying the high skies in search of great treasure! The Legendary Ruby Knight.