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CrimsonEquine


Improvement is a dire mistress.

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The Cheddar, Bacon, and Onion sandwich from Mcdonalds goes to Ponyville to save the day from Celestia. His delicious combination of Cheddar, Bacon, and Onion will overrun the forces of Equestria and topple the Egalitarian society. Mares will love his hot buns and his deliciously hilarious cheesy one-liners. Don't even get me started on his bacon which everypony will turn into omnivores just to be with him. A new order of deliciousness will be administered to all of ponydom!

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This is a very weird story!

Funny, but poorly written. :coolphoto:

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... In all seriousness, though, I have to admit this is a pretty magnificent trollfic. Upthumb for that, at least.

Sorry to say this, but perhaps you should stick to writing stories. The idea was kind of funny, but not too many people want to read stories where you purposely try to make the characters act out of character.

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Call of Duty: BEERS?
now that would pep that game up for a change

1703403 EVERYONE'S DRUNK

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best drunk mod evar!

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LOL ROFL this shit is the shit ami rite? LOL ROFL I ate a quarter-pounder burger this morning, I HAVE BETRAYED YOU OH MAGNIFICENT C.B.O. PLEASE SPARE ME! anywhoo hope you enjoyed this story!:rainbowkiss:

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:ajbemused:

I expect this from Regidar, but you two? I'm disappoint.

1703510 Lol I am not drunk! I am high on life! lololol
:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

1703517 It's growing... :pinkiecrazy:

1703529 REALLY high on life.

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Oh, liven up a little. Life's a party :pinkiecrazy:

1703599 Okay. But seriously, this was a damn funny read. If you spread it out a bit more and slowed down, it would be even funnier. Still, a like and favorite from me.

1703643 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! :yay:

I fucking love the cheddar bacon onion sandwich. Too bad it's not sold anymore :fluttershysad:

1703750 What!? They stopped? When?

This is a work of art. Great job.

Best fan fiction ever made. Wanderer_D, Device Heretic, you guys taking notes?

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A week or two ago apparently. Well, they may still sell it where your from, but in my little neck of the woods it has been discontinued. Friggin bastards :flutterrage:!

:twilightsmile: This story pleases me greatly! It's not about the characterizations being wrong, the plot (LOL) being wack or the bad ships, it's about watching it all play in your mind then thinking " What the buck am I reading?"

you must call for reinforcements... SUBWAY

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C.B.O and the subway shall rule the universe for 1000000000000 years

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