Guess whose back?!

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Sassy, but always classy!~ Hello, darlings!~ <3

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

The home of the Shadowbolts Adventures and various other stories, mostly related to Equestria Girls.

Finishing Finished my master's in Biology in Washington State, job hunting now. I enjoy camping/hiking, tapletop RPGS, and being lazy. I also dabble in writing and drawing, among other things.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

loves tiaras.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

This account is inactive.

Hey there, Mariacheat-Brony here, Belgian Brony writer. Favorite Ponies : Vinyl Scratch & Applejack \OCTASCRATCH FOR THE WIN/

Is that a terrorist?!?

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

Are you not entertained?

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

NO LONGER POSTING: love you all goodbye, and remember to never stop stop shipping cute things <3

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Writing about magic, romance and the bonds of friendship!

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

I keep changing this thing, yet I haven't changed my avatar since I signed up... Guess that says a lot about me, huh?

Longtime fic author for other series, father of two, and I enjoy MLP:FiM with my whole family.

I write horse words. Sometimes they are funny.

thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies

Aspiring writer, self-proclaimed hardcore gamer, adept of human psychology. Does not consider excessive pride for a vice.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

What to say, what to say? Well I live in Utah, and I like Ponies, and Doctor Who, and Doctor Who combined with Ponies.

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

World's Sexiest Fanfic Writer, Self-Proclaimed

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

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“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb