If I'm not writing pone, I'm drawing pone. If I'm not drawing pone, I'm writing pone. This is my life now. Pone.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

I pity the man who has known no struggles, for it is only through hard times that we know who we truly are.

Military pegasus that enjoys ponies and human x royalty. You have been warned!

Leave your headcanons at the door.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

I write things.

You're stupid pretty. I'm pretty stupid.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

No longer relevant.

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah I'm a giraffe.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Love is a verb, not a noun.

One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

The Bronies have now infiltrated the police, prepare for love and tolerance you criminal scum!

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Welcome to my page! Below you can find my carefully curated collection of works I've read over the last ten years! Take a gander, if you'd like!

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

You know how much I sacrificed?

SCIENCE!

Leave a message at the tone.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Just a guy writing fanfics. I also draw and make music, which I try to include in my stories as well. They/them.

Keeping Christ out of Christmas since 1942

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

Writer, Gamer, Ticket Manager at HWCon 2018, and can't ever have enough Applejack

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

You are an idiot.

"gg i deserve challenjour"

FYI: I am mostly dead. Don't expect much from me.

Forget not that I am a derp.