Greetings, my friend! I’m Elijah. Talk to me anytime! ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)
I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.
I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments.
I've been a brony for a long-ass time, since mid season I. Only now bothered to make an account here for the sake of commenting and tracking stories.
All opinions expressed here are representative of a major corporation and not my own. I am your ultimate guide to riding horses, preferably the lewd kind.
Romans 2:1 Therefore you have no excuse, O man, every one of you who judges. For in passing judgment on another you condemn yourself, because you, the judge, practice the very same things.
Mares are cute. They are also fluffy. I want to pet the pretty mares and give them snuggles.
Good and Evil are nothing more than two sides of the same coin for where you may one as evil other see as a hero.
hihi im maya! she/her n transfem. if you see a post of mine from 5-8 years ago, please disregard it forever i am no longer an awful teenager
A Belgian brony, I'm here to enjoy stories and translate them in French (I mean, if it's OK with you...)
I am a memebr of the Guardians of Equestria fleet on Star Trek Online
I have a 10-inch penis, you can use your mouth if you want to clean it.
hiii just a heads up but anytime somone is kind enough to use my ocs has permission to use anytime (just no clop without me either asking or being asked)
Car lover, story reader, and inconsistent writer. He/him.
Well this my first time at fimfiction. I'm a brony since i like My little pony friend: Friendship is magic. I hope i can get along here and make new friends. I hope.
I enjoy video games, reading, writing, relaxing, long walks on the beach, mass genocide, sipping piña coladas, and the small things in life.
I'm Mordecai Mapper, musician, writer, person
Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.
The greatest storyteller of our time, or just another smuck pony fan on the internet? YOU decide! (Also I do episode analysis sometimes.)