I am fuelled by tea and hate. Throw money at me. Ko-Fi.

I going to destroy all of your dreams and fantasies!

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Quality over quanity ~ Really like to write Anon stories, if you like to read them, then follow along! (Note: Not every story I make will be Anon)

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

"Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good." Romans 12:21

Buzz Buzz

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Done.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Ruling Equestria can be a little tedious from time to time. And what better way is there to cure a case of royal boredom than with a few stories?

I am Adolf Hitler, a painter, philosopher, leader.. and a great writer. I could guarantee most things I put my work into will surprise you from someone of the likes of me.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Half of everything is luck, James.

What to do with my life now

Writer of some Greens on the 4chins

University student, Star Wars fanatic, history-lover, all-round nerd, and aspiring writer

My honor is my loyalty.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

You are an idiot.

Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

If men find out we can shape-shift they are going to tell the church

До Геноциде!

There's not enough time for everything, and yet sometimes, there's nothing better to do than doing nothing. So just smile. That's all that really matters.

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

My obsession with a flying rainbow pony made me do this.

Wait do I put something smart or stupid here?

Shorter bio which is slightly longer than the short bio

I write stories mainly featuring small horses having sex with one another, and that is probably all you really need to know about me.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I write fics, I do talky-talk readings of fics. Find them on YouTube.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.