You like Uber eats
With ponies
And cuteness??

Story ahead!
I am not responsible for any diabetes from how sweet this story is

Yeah. YouTuber going to take it down bc it blew up too much.

So! Watch it before it goes away, it's the best thing ever!

I am American.
But when people hear my name, they ask where it is from. What my heritage is. It is not your typical English-American name. Maybe ONE of my middle names is, but that's it. Everything else comes from a different part of my heritage.

My mother came to America with my elder half-sibling after the end of the Soviet Union. I am the first generation born here on her side. But we are Americans.

However, I am also Russian.

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Lol

Freddy: The one who knows how to party elegantly, with class and sass, and never out of control.

Bonnie: the unwilling DD, meaning he's going to make everyone as miserable as he can to match his own mood

Chica: Drugs.

Foxy: the newcomer to partying

That moment when u realize that Travis Knight, the guy who directed bumblebee, also was a lead animator for coraline.

That explains everything.

So y'all know the ads with hero wars eh? Kinda bad and have nothing to do with the gameplay? Well it looked like shit but I got so annoyed with their ads I decided fine. Fuck it. I'll try it.

And damn. It's actually pretty fun.

It's a shame they don't advertise it as it actually is because it's fun, relaxing, decent strategy, and a very friendly game for beginners. Is there sexualization of women? Yes.

But honestly, I kinda don't care. Because they still hella cute.

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So good news. Yes, fry those hotdogs up with some oil in a frying pan. They are delightful.

And honestly, taste way better than when steamed.

10/10 💅

And I really want hot dogs and Mac and cheese.

So can I just...

You know...

Fry the hot dog? Like a burger or something when you stuck inside?

I honestly kept forgetting this existed, or rather tried to, and YouTube keeps fucking recommending it to me a few weeks later.