Help me! I need suggestions for pranks I can pull at School!

Basically... I got really, REALLY shitty eating habits.
As in, unless I'm actively with someone, I don't eat. At all.
Breakfast? Psh. Lunch? Nah. Dinner? If parents ain't home, I ain't eating.
And the strangest part is... I feel fine. Like, I never feel hungry.
Now this is wrong, I know. And when I do eat it's mostly fast food and shit.
So... Can you guys help me?

Apparently I was born in the year of the Snake, and unlike stupid horoscopes (fuck it I am NOT a Virgo) I am pleased that the Chinese horoscope (sorry if that's not what it's called xD) is actually really accurate! <3

This is my third snow day IN A ROW. I'm not sure if y'all heard, but here in the Midwest on Wednesday we had a little thing dubbed The Bomb Cyclone. Essentially, we had a winter hurricane on land.
Yeah.
A. Fricken. Land. Hurricane.
Welp, I live right in the middle of where the 'Eye' of the 'hurricane' spent most of it's time, so we are still dealing with the after effects. We got horrible winds up to 97 miles per hour!

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If bedbugs are called that because they are found in beds.... Then how did cockroaches get their name?

If there is a heavens yes and hell no... Is there a purgatory maybe?

Christians say everyone who knows Jesus will be saved... Satan knows Jesus.

I'm thinking about changing my profile to a pic of Ultron.
Thoughts? Suggestions?

This is a short story I wrote.in response for a Valentine's day story our writing club teacher assigned us. Do you think it's good? Warning, crass words ahead...

“Mama? What’s a whore?”
I stiffened, nearly dropping the plate I was drying. Placing it down, I turned to see my darling little Matthieu, his blue eyes wide and innocent.

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You are wonderful.
Truly, you are wonderful people.
Although the night seems long and dark, remember. The Stars will only shine brighter. You just have to live through the clouds. But the stars will come.
And after the stars, the sun will arrive.
And you know who the sun is?
You. You are the Sun.
The Sunshine.
The Life.
The Warmth.
You may call yourself ugly, but to someone you are the most beautiful person ever.

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Who and where are my fellow black Butler fans? I know I'm late, but I JUST got into the fandom and it's amazing.

Today marks the a century since the end of WW1. Truly, this is a day to remember with thoughtfulness, and to honor our veterans who protect our land. God Bless.