2 years ago today I made this account and posted a stupid story about Rainbow Dash dabbing uncontrollably.

What have I accomplished since then? Fuck all

Cheers

Ah Christmas, a time where you can drown yourself in gravy, booze and chocolate without being judged for it. So I’ll be spending my Christmas getting shitfaced in front of cheesy Christmas flicks.

Good luck with horrible relatives you’d never meet willingly any other time throughout the year, I know that most of you aren’t afforded the same luxury of being despised by family members as I am.

Just go easy on the scotch m’kay?

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/418599/the-twilight-zone

Boom, read it

Given that I’ve been a lazy bih for a few months, I figured I’d come back with something you’d all really enjoy.

Given that my story In Too Deep became way too popular for its own good, I figured I’d do what everyone who makes a surprisingly successful story does on this site. Milk the shit out of it.

So yeah, expect a kinda-sorta-but-not-actually In Too Deep 2 soon.

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Sticking to one shots for awhile, meaning A-Team is now on a temporary hiatus. Working on getting over a writers block with some one-shot ideas some idiots gave me.

Also, sorry for disappearing for like 2 months. I’m a lazy bitch.

You know, I do want to get more followers to have a larger audience

But at the same time....

Is there a more perfect number than 69?

P.S. new A-Team chapter soon

What would you like to see for my next upload?

Something funny, or something heartfelt?

I’m down for either, but what would you all like to see?

Well, I sure got lazy

I’ll get the next chapter up before working on another shitpost

Ever have those moments where you go to a store looking for just two things, and the only things that the store is completely out of is the two things you went in to get?

Then you go home disappointed and feel like the universe likes to screw with you by denying you the small things that bring you joy?

Then you do pony things on the Internet then life feels like it has some meaning again?

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The next one shot is currently awaiting approval, it’s a little different than what I’ve done up to this point (meaning it’s not filled with memes and sarcasm) but it’s something I enjoyed writing.

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