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Dec
24th
2018

Merry Christmas ya shmucks · 5:00pm Dec 24th, 2018

Ah Christmas, a time where you can drown yourself in gravy, booze and chocolate without being judged for it. So I’ll be spending my Christmas getting shitfaced in front of cheesy Christmas flicks.





Good luck with horrible relatives you’d never meet willingly any other time throughout the year, I know that most of you aren’t afforded the same luxury of being despised by family members as I am.

Just go easy on the scotch m’kay?

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Nov
7th
2018

In Too Deep 2 mother fuckers · 4:52pm Nov 7th, 2018

Aug
31st
2018

You’re in for a treat · 10:48pm Aug 31st, 2018

Given that I’ve been a lazy bih for a few months, I figured I’d come back with something you’d all really enjoy.

Given that my story In Too Deep became way too popular for its own good, I figured I’d do what everyone who makes a surprisingly successful story does on this site. Milk the shit out of it.

So yeah, expect a kinda-sorta-but-not-actually In Too Deep 2 soon.

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Jul
18th
2018

Update · 4:34pm Jul 18th, 2018

Sticking to one shots for awhile, meaning A-Team is now on a temporary hiatus. Working on getting over a writers block with some one-shot ideas some idiots gave me.



Also, sorry for disappearing for like 2 months. I’m a lazy bitch.

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May
22nd
2018

That follower count... · 11:31pm May 22nd, 2018

You know, I do want to get more followers to have a larger audience

But at the same time....

Is there a more perfect number than 69?



P.S. new A-Team chapter soon

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Apr
24th
2018

Heartfelt or funny? · 7:30pm Apr 24th, 2018

What would you like to see for my next upload?

Something funny, or something heartfelt?

I’m down for either, but what would you all like to see?

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Apr
15th
2018

2 months without an A-Team update · 10:49pm Apr 15th, 2018

Well, I sure got lazy

I’ll get the next chapter up before working on another shitpost

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Mar
19th
2018

Ever have those moments? · 12:01am Mar 19th, 2018

Ever have those moments where you go to a store looking for just two things, and the only things that the store is completely out of is the two things you went in to get?

Then you go home disappointed and feel like the universe likes to screw with you by denying you the small things that bring you joy?

Then you do pony things on the Internet then life feels like it has some meaning again?

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Mar
1st
2018

Next one shot · 9:59am Mar 1st, 2018

The next one shot is currently awaiting approval, it’s a little different than what I’ve done up to this point (meaning it’s not filled with memes and sarcasm) but it’s something I enjoyed writing.

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Feb
14th
2018

Happy Valentine’s Day · 7:25pm Feb 14th, 2018

Just popping in to wish all of you a happy valentines, whether it be with the one (two, three or more) that you love or with your laptop, lotion and crusty socks, I hope y’all have a nice day.

Love you all :heart:

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