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Celestia


Ruling Equestria can be a little tedious from time to time. And what better way is there to cure a case of royal boredom than with a few stories?

Sep
30th
2013

Seventy Ninth Week (But will they speak in Simlish?) · 11:13am Sep 30th, 2013

Greetings, ponies. Having just finished imbibing my morning drink, I think it is time to post the featured story of the week. Shall we?

Yes. We shall.


Ponies in Simcity (Chapter 1)

Our six protagonists wake up and find themselves in a world not like their own. What could go wrong?

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Sep
23rd
2013

Seventy Eighth Week (I smell hijinks!) · 10:47am Sep 23rd, 2013

Ponies. It is just a few minutes after the sun has been risen and I am not completely awake. Here is your weekly story.


Pinkie Pie Buys Lettuce

Pinkie Pie is sent by the Cakes to retrieve lettuce for a very special salad. Simple, no?

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Sep
15th
2013

Seventy Seventh Week (Wouldn't it taste like nothing?) · 7:45pm Sep 15th, 2013

Ponies. I am running out of greetings, I'm afraid, so let's just jump into the story, shall we?


Pinkie Eats the 4th Wall (Chapter 1)

Pinkie eats the fourth wall. Simple, no?

While amusing at some points, unfortunately, this story is in great need of a proofreader. Some dialogue has no quotation marks, grammar is thrown aside, all Tartarus breaks loose. It's chaos. But otherwise enjoyable.

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Sep
9th
2013

Seventy Sixth Week (But can the old one breathe fire?) · 2:18am Sep 9th, 2013

Greetings, ponies. Things have been steady for the most part, so I think it is time for a story. Apologies for the lack of one, last week.


The New Rainbow Dash? (Chapter 1)

Discord is at large and Rainbow Dash can't be found. Spike takes her place, but what happens when Dash's number one fan finds out?

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Sep
2nd
2013

Royal Week Off · 8:25pm Sep 2nd, 2013

Hello, dear ponies, I hope all of you have had a wonderful weekend. I will be brief.

I will not be featuring a story this week, as I am focusing on other things and have had a slight dry spell when it comes to interest in reading stories. I will return with one on the next week, I promise.

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Aug
25th
2013

Seventy Fifth Week (Everything is a lie.) · 7:02pm Aug 25th, 2013

Greetings, dear citizens. After that truly bizarre story last week, I think I can safely predict that the one I will be featuring today is far more sane. Perhaps.


Changeling (Chapter 1)

Twilight discovers that one of her closest friends in a changeling, and is shocked to learn that Princess Celestia has known all along.

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Aug
18th
2013

Seventy Fourth Week (I think I need a vacation.) · 8:38pm Aug 18th, 2013

Ponies. Story? Story.


Everypony's an Alicorn! (Chapter 3)

Alicorns. Everywhere, alicorns.

I really don't know what to say.


I think I will go, now. My head hurts.

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Aug
12th
2013

Seventy Third Week (And Gamer Luna was born.) · 12:26pm Aug 12th, 2013

Greetings, my little ponies. The temperature has becoming gradually cooler as of late, but at least the days of humidity seem to have passed. But enough of the weather, all of you are here for stories. And I just so happen to have one.


N1GH7M4R3 M00N (Chapter 1)

Princess Luna needs to make some friends, but everyone balks at being so casual face-to-face with the princess of the night. What is to be done?

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Aug
4th
2013

Seventy Second Week (And then even more random filler.) · 8:17pm Aug 4th, 2013

Greetings, dear ponies. I hope things have been good to all of you. But enough of that, story-time. Just a small update to an already-existing story, but it warrants some recognition.


Everypony's an Alicorn! (Chapter 2)

Twilight and the gang (sans one) try to put their heads together to figure things out.

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Jul
29th
2013

Seventy First Week (Wouldn't the end be the back cover?) · 10:52am Jul 29th, 2013

Greetings, dear ponies. Another week has gone past and hopefully things have gone well for all of you. As I have no idea as to how to segue things towards stories, here's one:


This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (Chapter 1)

Pinkie acts clueless and silly. In other news, water is still wet.

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