In desperation, The Cakes send Pinkie Pie to buy some lettuce leaves for a salad. Not any ordinary salad, a salad specifically for the Princess herself! What could possibly go wrong?
Blame Cozmosus for this.
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A collab with RaspingLeech and JerryTheHouseGhost
WAT
also i noticed sum erors
Add this to some groups breh.
I cri errytime I reed
The title of this story is misleading.
Dis gon be good. Like and fave.
3237771 Where?
3237793 I did. Thanks for reminding me.
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3237850 How so?
3237988 Thanks for your input
3238033 She never actually buys lettuce. But, now I see that it is marked incomplete.
3238074
Yeah, that'll be revealed in the future chapters
Pretty good. My only problem is when you refer to ponies as "the pink pony" or "the fluffy maned pony" past their first appearance. We know their names, so use their names. Other than that, it's a good start.
3238221
Isn't that called Lavender Unicorn Syndrome?
3238709
Well at least its better that your 2 other fics but the sniper fic was ok
Oh boy...
3238221
We'll try and fix that whenever we update it in the future. Thanks.
3239013
What sniper fic?
3239120
Oh God what have I done.
3239131
they one that YOU wrote by YOURSELF that YOU deleted
3239284
Evidence of that?
3239287Here
FOOLS! You don't just use 'any kind' of lettuces in a Caesar salad! YOU USE ROMAINE!
Look down. What do you see? Deleted comments if front of me. Not one two or three. But several more than there need be. You called me a Dawn. Are you a fawn? You seem to be a hypocrite in front of me.
4262590
Who are you again?
To start with, you don't even know the contents of such comments, so I had them deleted anyways. They weren't neither criticism nor hate, just mere stupidity. And to be honest, their contents is none of your business. And to be a hypocrite, I'd need to have my entire comment page deleted, seeing as Felix Dawn usually did that. Check up.
4262834 I am the lost star. Enveloped by darkness. Even then when comments left me they were the same. My stories were not some game. Though you felt you could attack them in vain.
4262946
Alright. That's cool. If you excuse me, I'm just going to go over there and work on a story of mine. Ta-ta
Nobody has posted anything on this story for a while...
Time for a rave!!!!
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I regret nothing...
4691625
You just reminded me that I have to update this thing some day
Thanks
4691660
Oh hai! The story is incomplete! Never noticed that before...
Huh...
4691663
Just one more chapter though
4691667
Fast reply? WAHT IS THIS MADNESS?! IMPOSSIBRU!
Yeah
This story is going to be great
4691670
More explosions and Pinkie being random
4691672
Pink yeah!
Explosions, abs, guns and MORE EXPLOSIONS!
4691673
And lettuce of course
4691677
With asbestos and day old radiation waste!
Gotta love the molecular raping chemicals amirite>?
4691680
I'mma have to think about that.
Radiation... huh, pretty nice idea.
4691688
What if the reason Pinkie was so different from her family was because her parents contrived her near a high radiation zone... like an anomaly!
4691693
Nah, it's probably because something hit her in her childhood (besides that one thing depicted in one episode.)
4691696
But what would explain her bright coloring? HOLY FUCK!! My head just smashed a light bulb! :(
She dyed herself pink because teenage hormones in Ponies do the inverse effect on them compared to humans! We dye ourselves black! They dye their selves pink and other bright colors!
It explains it all!
4691704
Or she just got high on candies too many times.
4691745
Her pigments changed due to the brightly colored sweets? Seems legit.
4691748
Too much candy canes.
extra extra mint flavored
4691759
Btw did I get the CYAGD correct?
4691765
Uh, not sure if this place would be appropriate for this kind of thing.
4691772
Oh well just me. This site has no standards :)
4691768
Nope
4691809
Oh well, I have to go to bed anyways over here it's 4:00 AM and I have a Doctor's appointment tomorrow
Don't bother replying to the comment.
4691814
Good luck on that appointment

I reply on wat I want
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Btw I technically mean't that morning if you think about it...
Anyways y u reply?!