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Celestia


Ruling Equestria can be a little tedious from time to time. And what better way is there to cure a case of royal boredom than with a few stories?

Jul
21st
2013

Seventieth Week (Perfectly dull, perhaps.) · 11:21pm Jul 21st, 2013

Greetings, dear ponies. The weather today has been wonderfully mild, after a whole week of intense heat. And now on to other news: I have a story for you. Do enjoy it.


Everypony's an Alicorn!

The title isn't enough?

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Jul
14th
2013

Sixty Ninth Week (Buzz.) · 10:23pm Jul 14th, 2013

Greetings, dear ponies. After another painfully hot day, I am finally prepared to make my weekly feature. Here we are:


Twilight gets stung by a bee (Chapter 1)

The title says enough.

Oh, the puns. They are many and frequent. And a few very amusing jokes about what isn't in the story itself. It does cause me to wonder whether or not this was narrated by a certain pink pony.

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Jul
8th
2013

Sixty Eighth Week (What?) · 7:40pm Jul 8th, 2013

Greetings, ponies. I certainly hope that all of you had a better weekend than I. The weather, scheduled as it is, can be absolutely brutal. That is why this post is delayed, as today is far less hot. Let's begin.


And That's How Amareica Was Made (Chapter 1)

Ponies recount how the great nation of Amareica came to be. Somewhat.

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Jun
30th
2013

Sixty Seventh Week (Where did you think they went?) · 10:57pm Jun 30th, 2013

Friends, ponies, countrymares, lend me your ears. I have brought you another tale for the week. Let's begin.


Pinkie Pie's Clubhouse for OC Ponies (Chapter 1)

What happens when OC foals need to be looked after while not being played?

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Jun
23rd
2013

Sixty Sixth Week (Was Twilight once a pawn who reached the other side?) · 9:44pm Jun 23rd, 2013

Greetings, dear ponies. The first day of Summer has come, and so I hope all of you are enjoying it. Unless, perhaps, you are in a different area where it is another season. If so, do enjoy the days anyway. Shall we begin?


For Equestria (Chapter 1)

Princess Twilight Sparkle stages a coup, seeking to dethrone her poor former mentor.

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Jun
16th
2013

Sixty Fifth Week (And the toaster was never found.) · 5:19pm Jun 16th, 2013

Greetings, dear ponies. I do hope that all of you are in the mood for a story, otherwise, why would you be reading this? Let's begin.

Luna makes toast. (Chapter 1)

Luna makes toast. Simple, correct? Wrong.

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Jun
11th
2013

Sixty Fifth Week Delayed · 10:51am Jun 11th, 2013

Forgive me, dear ponies, for I am postponing the story feature for this week due to a combination of stress and inability to find a suitable story or two for this week. Each one that I read through did not seem up to par.

I will do my best to have a few ready for next weekend.

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Jun
3rd
2013

Sixty Fourth Week (Delayed, but not forgotten.) · 8:09pm Jun 3rd, 2013

Greetings, dear ponies. I hope all of you are enjoying your current weather conditions. Summer for some, winter for others. Hopefully moderate for most. Story time?


Pony Jokes for Brony Folks (Chapters 28 through 33)

The groan and/or chuckle-inducing miniature stories are back.

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May
26th
2013

Sixty Third Week (The Royal Flank is no wider nor thinner than it should be.) · 11:26pm May 26th, 2013

Greetings, dear ponies. The time comes once again to review another story. Forgive me, once more it is a single feature, but life has a way of making things far more difficult than they should be. I'll not bore you on the details, so let's begin:

Fit to Print

Just read the description, it summarizes the story far better than I could.

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May
20th
2013

Sixty Second Week (And then foals everywhere started to bite ankles.) · 12:25am May 20th, 2013

Greetings, my little ponies. I hope all of you have been well, I myself am doing better than previously. I certainly hope that it will remain as such in the coming weeks. Shall we?


Gummy Pie

Twilight tests out a new spell, but everyone's favorite local baby alligator gets in the way.

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