A few jokes I tossed together, all written by me. Beware, giggles may be lurking.
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Oh mah stars, these were cornier than Mrs. Cake's corncakes, but I LOVE corny humor! You, sir, have made me smile!
These jokes were painfully corny, I'm afraid. But they did make me smile.
That's a Pinkie pun, all right. XDD
2134993 Pun and games for all.
I didn't get chapters one, three or four. The other two are just baaad.
This chapter earned you a fave. That was hilarious.
After reading all of these, I have to fav and follow. BEAUTIFUL PUNS.
2138985 I'm pleased to have moved you so.
These are so corny
I love it
At first, I wasn't sure what you meant by 'dam', but then I looked it up, and now it all fits together. XD
2143009 I hope you also looked up the actual definition of casa blanca.
2143116
What, 'white house'?
Sorry, I tried to look it up, but all the searches lead to the city or the movie
2143133 yep. The line comes from the movie, more or less, and I'm sure you noticed where I put the store.
2143159
Ohoho, you sly dog.
The pun even rhymed!
2143264 So glad you noticed.
We NEED more fics like this!!
Seriously, my mood just went up after reading these corny but hilarious jokes!
2150192 Happy to oblige.
HA!
But... I like Sprite.
2150603 Me too, just not in a pair.
This was beautiful.
Heh.
Wheat and Laflour.... Ooh, there's a new ship for people!
And asparagus... ugh.
Hate that. Then again, I hate most vegetables.
Wait a minute... I saw two jokes this time!
2153356 Huzzah, the pun has been doubled!
Gus gets all the nudist females.
You know those times when you have a stupid grin on your face that you can't wipe off? This is one of those times.
I don't ge-... Really? Why am I laughing so hard
HA!
2153356 I saw three
2153247 i like most vegetables and I still hate asparagus
lol lol lol lol lol
Even though I knew P.C. stood for Princess Celestia, that last bit was AWESOME
2170176 and don't forget, P.C. is even stronger than Mac.
2170184 eeyup (unfortunately for big mac)
2143159
I'm afraid that the line 'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.' is from Gone With The Wind, not Casablanca.
Oh my, this made me chuckle. I'm glad I could be inspiring, and you are most welcome for the mention!
2171635 whoops.
Apparently, not only does my stupidity know no bounds, it also knows no movies. 
I suppose I will regret that. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday.
2172113
Oh, no worries. We all make mistakes, sometimes.
it's not really related, but while i was reading this i thought of the bird from the scene in the video below. p.s. my mind is weird like that.
Enter. Enter, goddamn you.
Oh, wait, comments on the joke? Nicely done. I'm half-reminded of that shoe-pun battle we once had.
Not enough Scootaloo, though.
That does it. This is the one; this joke right here compels me to click Like.
2180385 No, can't say that I was aware of him. If you want to introduce him to this story, be my guest.
2171854 ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY SUN PRINCESS! A PONY IS NOT WORTHY OF HER MAJESTY'S AFFECTION! THEREFORE, CHANGELINGS SHALL NOW BE THE DOMINANT RACE! YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
Ha.
LOL.
This is almost as bad as that those couple of Twilight pun stories I've read.
Ow, I think you've put a stitch in my side.