If I leave you it doesn't mean I love you any less / Keep me in your heart for a while—Warren Zevon

We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.

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I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

A knight in Shining Armor has never had his metal truly tested.

This is fiction. But it is based...

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Too much to write; too little time

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Hey, Harry Leferts here from Nova Scotia, Canada. Hopefully you'll enjoy my stories.

Love dark fics? You're in the right place. I'm just your average British woman with a fascination for stories with dystopian futures and ponies. (Profile pic made by Pineapple-Nigiri on DA)

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE!?!?!?

Keep palm and palette on.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

The world's greatest... eh... I'll get to it later.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

space is a waste

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

"I hate many things on our Godforsaken earth, but above all else, I hate the nice words."

PhycoKrusk (fi'ko-krüs'k) n. that jerk whose user page you accidentally wandered into

America enjoyer, NATO enthusiast, military history and geopolitics appreciator.

University student, Star Wars fanatic, history-lover, all-round nerd, and aspiring writer

Life gave me lemons, and with them I made horsewords. Try and figure that out.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!