To represent everything it stands for.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

Octavia Melody.'

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??

A full-time jackass.

A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.

I don't know.

A crossover/HiE writer whose own distractions with the internet ended up with him running into ponies. And now he's a fanfiction writer.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

I like ponies.

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.