Knife guys finish last...in bed.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Ask and you shall recieve.

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

This is fiction. But it is based...

The world's greatest... eh... I'll get to it later.

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Dragon Priest of Sorrow...

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

- No Personality Provided -

What to do with my life now

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

Don't tell anyone, but I like ponies.

I don't read your stories because I'm crazy. I'm crazy because I read your stories!

It's better to see death from her funny side. On my funeral there's gonna be a clown. I would hire Pinkie Pie, but sadly she only exists inside our poor minds.

https://37a8.deviantart.com/ now with Deviantart

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

I am not actually a brony, but I find the stories and music rather marvelous.

Hi, I'm FeltyElk7. I'm a huge fan of Discord, Nightmare Moon, and Chrysalis. I made this account to be able to read more fanfictions. I may write some of my own fanfictions eventually.

Trying to keep up the motivation to write, and am trying to focus my attentions

A writer of many accounts. I've done writing before so I'm perfectly confident that I can bring wonderful stories to anyone who will take the time to read them.

<---- Drawn by mix-up. All I have to say is disappearing is easier when its a crowd of people that are exactly like you.

If you came here for any sort of sanity, You came to the wrong page! heh heh HAHAHAHAHA! But yes, I love HIE and some good funny stories and love depending in how it's done. Have fun out there!

So... stories... yay.

Just a fun guy trying to write fun stuff

Hay guys! Glad you stopped by! Just another writer trying to get better... and I love writing them pony fics... Also, Fluttershy is best pony. Just saying...

Look into my eyes... It's where my demons hide... Don't get too close, it's dark inside...

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

Expat American brony living in Germany. Occasionally, I write smut or read something that isn't smut.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

The day will come when I write a story and finish it too.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.

Just another semi-successful clop writer