Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

Every story has it's fans. Mine just happen to be nonexistent. But that's okay because I still love to write❤️

Pithy Statement

A fellow traveler...

A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.

My only aim, is to entertain!

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Too much to write; too little time

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

A lazy cuttlepony who shamefully feeds on conflict and sucks at organizing her thoughts.

Horrifically Fun

I really have no idea what I'm doing. Just got a wild hair and decided to write a story. I've discovered my creativity is fueled by green thumbs and conversational comments...also a few beers.

Brony who likes fan-fic reading/writing.