Long-time fanfic writer, newbie ponefic writer. Lives for platonic Pinkie/Fluttershy fluff. Proud Odd Squad connoisseur for over 9 years running.

Hug your nearest alicorn.

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

Mistakes were made. Most of them were fixed!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.

Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.

Powered by Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/CastIronCaryatid)

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

My stories tend to focus on emotional drama, especially family drama--and much feels, to boot. Buy me a Ko-Fi! ko-fi.com/brokenimage321

I really like changelings.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Physics Student, High-Powered Rocket Engineer, Latter-Day Saint, Writer, Vector Artist, and loves adorkable bookworm pony.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

I'm just here to write.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Tfw you walk through the girls aisle in target, see all the pony clothing, and desperately wish you were a girl aged 4-9. Sigh.

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

I didn't write any of that.

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Are you a Rebel?

I'm totally sophisticated and smart. You see that cute kid in the picture? He represents my very soul... and my expert use with Google Images. I AM SMART DAMMIT

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?