Anon has decided to bring Christmas to Equestria. Being Santa couldn't be that hard, right?

No actual sexually explicit content here, but there are references and some minor bad language.

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Wake up in bed cuddling with a pony princess once, shame on the pony princess.

Wake up in bed cuddling with a pony princess twice, shame on...well, still shame on the pony princess.

Twilight is desperate to figure out her sleepwalking/sleepcuddling problem, and you want to help her in any way that you can. A sweet and funny little Slice of Life story.

Cover vector from Light Blade on derpibooru.

EDIT: Featured 10/15/19!

Jacob Klein, a science teacher from Connecticut, never expected to witness the arrival of extraterrestrial intelligence in his lifetime, let alone see it trying to eat his wife's flowers. Nor did he expect the being in question to be something out of his twin daughters' cartoons, preaching about friendship and eager to learn about human science.

After choosing to go to the government, Jacob went from being an Average Joe to an international celebrity. Within days, his picture appeared in papers around the world, he met numerous politicians, and numerous news stations have asked him for interviews.

As a teacher, Klein enjoys the company of a creature who loves science.

He doesn't enjoy his newfound fame, however. He is a somewhat cynical man who dreads becoming a pawn to the powers that be, and fears the changes both to his own world and his life.

However, when his new pony friend discovers a dark chapter in human history, Klein must become humanity's defender, arguing that humanity and ponykind aren't doomed to kill each other.

A difficult task, especially since his own family's history is marred by that dark chapter.

This fic is a slight AU. The Equestria Girls world doesn't exist.

Rated teen for slight language and discussions of World War II.

Featured on August 1, 2019

Every journey must come to an end, and Sunset Shimmer has finally reached the end of hers. You're there to spend it with her.

You wake up in the middle of an unknown forest, surrounded by alien plants and animals, and a frightened bat filly. You take it upon yourself to help this filly get back to civilization, by way of miles of dangerous obstacles, bat filly antics, and the dread you'll never be able to get back home. But by the end, will you want to?

Cover art by Ravensun. Edited slightly to match Mischievous' colors.

WARNING: Contents may contain Adorable bat filly antics, Potential 'D'aww' moments, Feels

Featured 8/27/19! My first featured fic if I'm not mistaken. Thank you all so much!

Ponyville is no stranger to people dropping in unannounced, but even the Elements of Harmony probably weren't ready for a four fingered yellow biped to literally fall out of the sky. His name is Homer J Simpson, and his chance arrival will forever alter the course of Equestrian History in ways beyond their imagination...or maybe not.

It's also just as likely he's going to drive somebody (er, somepony) up the wall as he struggles to adapt to a society where clothing is optional, television is nonexistent, and the closest thing to alcohol is apple cider. All the while trying to find a way home. Will he succeed? Will he get back in touch with the man he used to be before twenty nine seasons worth of content turned him into a hollow shell of his former self?

Hell if I know. Should be fun to watch though.

Inspired by the story 'A Homeric Epic in Equestria'

NOTE: Takes place at the end of the Tree house of Horror Episode 'Homer Cubed' as an alternative ending.

1/12/2019 My first one thousand viewers! Thank you all so much

6/19/2020 HOW THE HELL DID I WIND UP ON THE FEATURED LIST?!?

8/13/2020 I finally reached one hundred likes, thank you everyone!

To whoever finds this collection of logs. Hi, my name is Mike, you probably want to know why I sound like Soundwave from the Transformers cartoon. Well, that's because I did turn into him and with that, you also want to know how I got turned into him. Well, you can find that out down below in the first log. But the only thing I can say is, don't buy hyper-realistic props from a guy at comic con. Especially if they are extremely cheap.

Well, this has been fun to record, but I have to get back to Vinyl Scratch, we have an important album to finish, so see you later.

This is my first crack at a displaced fanfic. If you have any advice to give while writing this it would be greatly appreciated. As for the fanfic that this is based on you can find it here under the name Air Superiority by TcogArchitect

Luna always thought that her sister relied a bit too heavily on the Elements, and when Discord stole them, she was ready. Using an ancient spell, she sent out a summons to the greatest warriors she could find.

Back on earth, the Kids Next Door of sector V were battling the Delightful Children from Down the Lane, again. However, this time the DCFDTL bring out a weapon that apparently destroys them and their entire treehouse. Fortunately, their disappearance was actually caused by Luna's spell. Unfortunately, whoever wrote that particular spell, didn't think to create a way to send them back.

Join Sector V as they battle against Kid tyranny, try to find a way home, and train the newest members of the KND, Sector E. Yes, they are who you think they are.

This popped into my head and wouldn't leave, so I guess you guys get a (hopefully) awesome story.

Cover image done by Jongoji245

A young human called Alex is transported to Equestria without knowing how or why. After being discovered by Twilight Sparkle and her assistant Spike in the Everfree Forest, Alex soon learns that he is a very special case.
He now finds himself running for his life as everypony is out to get him.

Will Alex escape this ponified nightmare, or will he find himself as a prized catch?

This story was inspired by 'We will Catch You if we Can' by proto-alpha.

WARNING: SPOILERS TO EQUESTRIA GIRLS RAINBOW ROCKS IN THIS FANFIC! Ye have been warned!
THERE SHALL BE SPOILERS IMMEDIATELY AHEAD IN THIS DESCRIPTION!

You have been warned.

Pony POV Series Futures:
In Sunset We Trust
Written By Alex Warlorn
With Help from Kendell2.
(( Kendell2 and I had the exact same idea at the exact same time (when we both saw Sunset TF and aid in the rainbow blast) and it was detached from the main storyline (and is technically NOT even 100% canon to the pony pov series since it's only a POSSIBLE future), so he wanted to do it with me. ))

A possible future of the pony pov series from Sunset Shimmer's POV, telling of her experiences and the moment that changed everything for her in Rainbow Rocks. How in the heck she found a place to live on Earth. How in the heck she managed to know where Twilight Sparkle was to steal her crown. And why she acted the way she did in the second film. Along with how things go slightly differently with the factors of the pony pov verse in play. To say more would be spoilers. Not for the movie, but for the shattering reveal contained within for the pony pov verse as a whole.

This is only a possible future for the pony pov series universe, not a definite one, just one of many, but I felt it was one that needed to be shared. This does not set anything in stone in the pony pov series universe, this is, again, just one of infinite possibilities.