I believe introductions are in order:
I am or rather was Leon Ghost, a great engineer and family man with my loving wife Jasmine and my three kids, two sons and a daughter, but I'll give more detail on them in another time. I somehow ended up in another world, likely another universe entirely after buying an Eliacube replica from a strange looking merchant at comic con. I have become the character I was dress as which was Nox from Wakfu, but these days I am known as Nox(imilien) Chronos. I have been trapped in a time stasis for exactly 1126 years, 7 months, 2 weeks, 1 day, etc....being a wielder of time gives you a ridiculous ability to near perfectly keep track of any time. I was trapped because of these xenophobic ponies and their idiotic, hothead, paranoid, xenophobic rulers.
These ponies are also foolish, they believe me to be frozen forever and set me up like a trophy in a garden. How I was trapped is a story to be told at a later time. Soon I will be released and I will find my family, and I swear on the name of Xelor that I WILL be free and NO ONE will stop me this time. I went easy on them the first time trying to be the good guy or neutral guy by taking only enough wakfu so they wouldn't suffer any ill side effects.....I am a patience and fair man and they are really pushing my merciful limit.

Credit to Qweeli for the over art

Celestia, the ever regal and gentle princess...

Celestia, who along her sister, rules over the land for eons...

Celestia, holder of unlimited knowledge and the power over the sun itself...

Is still a mare. And a very lonely mare.

She always wanted a foal to call her son, but she was a princess. Something desirable by many, approachable by none.
So what happens when Celestia finds a young colt?

Why she will adopt him of course. And she will love him forever.

Despite his cursing, senseless mumbling and apparent delirious mind.
Yes, she will love him, even if appearances can be deceiving...

Adam, the ever lazy and impulsive teen...

Adam, who wants nothing more than some peace and quiet, even if he's doing jack-shit to achieve anything...

Adam, holder of limited knowledge and power over his own laptop...

Is a pony. Or a colt, more precisely.

He was not always like that, though it doesn't change the fact that he is now. So, what will our human do in a foreign world, trapped in a foreign body?

Why he gets adopted of course.

And despite his cursing, senseless mumbling and apparent childish mind.
His adoptive 'Mother' will love him.

And why does her sister looks at him that way?

Cover art from HERE

Edit 14/3/2019: Had to remove the Drama tag because I wasn't allowed to save edits to the description due to too many tags due to the new rules.

I was enjoying a quiet day at work, when I suddenly find myself in what I can only describe as what a person high on drugs would see, before a blinding rainbow light slams into me and knocks me unconscious.

Upon awakening, I find something very off, not only about my surroundings, but myself. For one, I seem to have become a small horse and a female one at that.

I also seem to be in a forest of some kind. Hang on. Is this the Everfree?

Oh, great. What do i do now?

Well, having powers on par with a Chaos Lord certainly might come in handy. Let's see what i can do with them, shall we?

Sex tag for sexual references and teen for teen reasons, plus a lot crass swearing.

And, just be warned, that random tag is serious. Random shit will happen in this fic, so be wary of that when entering and DO NOT expect anything to just be normal at any point.

In Popular Stories 31/12/2015. What a way to end the year!

Featured 24/7/2016. Okay. Honest to God did not see that coming.

Featured again 31/7/2016. Wait. What?

Featured 5/8/2016. Someone's pulling my leg here, right?

Featured again 26/8/2016. No. Wait. WHAT?

Despite everything, got Featured 16/2/2017. Just hope the next update does this justice

In Featured 2/07/2017. Um... How? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad, but... how?!

Seriously? Featured 23/7/2017?

Featured 28?7/2017. .... Um, HOW?

Featured 4/8/2017. Wait, HOW?

You, a young human living in Canterlot, have never fit in with anyone. It's been years since you were found in Equestria, and you've become a small outcast in this world of ponies. Hiding away from everyone, you find solace in another strange being, a weird black bug-like filly that calls herself Chrysalis.

So, I go to Comic Con, dressed as Kel'Thuzad in his lich form. Well, it was sort of missing his phylactery, and boy was I hoping to get it here. Lucky for me, a salesman, dressed as the Merchant from Silent Hill, (I assumed he too was cosplaying.) happened to have a really good version of Kel'Thuzad's phylactery, and cheap. I purchased it, despite the nag of being genre-savvy telling me not to, and now I'm Kel'thuzad in the middle of an Equestrian Gang War. Lovely. Ah, well, at least I have the real Kel'Thuzad to help me out, and the Warcraft 3 Kel'Thuzad voice. A Displaced tale.

First, I'd like to note that the reason I picked "human" in the categories is that the main character starts off in his humanoid form. It isn't going to be until later that he turns into a pony. How, you may ask? Well, I’m not going to spoil the story any more than I already have.

Anyway, this story is about another Time Lord who finds himself trapped in the MLP universe. He aims to get back to his own universe, but it will be a long adventure before he is stuck with the choice to either stay or leave. But until then, he will watch the timeline to make sure that nobody tries to alter it, while at the same time look for a way back to his own universe. However, his interaction with the ponies in Equestria will make it that much harder. He will also join forces with the most unexpected of companions.

This ends the description.

Ed and Al. Two alchemists in a strange world. After finally tracking down and dismantling the Uranium bomb transported to our world in 1933, Ed and al need to find something to do with their time. But what can two alchemists in a world without alchemy do? Find out in FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: EQUESTRIAN ESCAPADES!!
Gore is later on (6 or 7 chapters in)
Features several OCs, which I shall list here as each chapter goes by.
Zaps- Electuroo
Prism Bolt: Kilala97

Have any Comments, questions or concerns? Feel free to leave a message below or PM me. and before you ask, I edit this myself.
Seeing as how I've already gotten 3 PMs regarding this, THIS IS BASED IN THE 2003 ANIME! Not the 2010/Manga canon one, but the 2003 one with Conqueror of Shamballa at the end.

One week. One. Blasted. Week.

That's how long it's been since Celestia has seen her sister. Since the survivors of the last battle of the War of Sun and Moon were able to see the loved one's they lost that day, or sell things in the storefronts that they used to own. However, one day she sees a strange sight, and goes to investigate with four guards.

It's been four weeks since Nightmare Moon returned, and Princess Luna was redeemed. Four weeks of relatively normal life compared to the adventure that was Nightmare Moon's return.

Then, one day, Princess Celestia sends Twilight a letter asking her to go visit an old friend of hers. Curious as to who this friend is, Twilight and her friends set out to reach the location that this friend is at.

When they reach their destination, an odd blue box awaits them, along with a being unlike any other.

A Doctor Who/My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic crossover with a twist:
The Time Lord in Equestria isn't the Doctor, and wasn't born a Time Lord.

Inspired by Coming to terms by The Infinity Doctor.

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Truth and reality, while often found complimenting each other, are very separate monsters. This observation is usually made apparent when your life becomes shattered and displaced, and before you can fit the pieces back together, you realize that you're on another plane of existence. You will then realize, like I did, that life is like a priceless vase: there will always be cracks when you piece it back together.

Anyway, the crushing reality is still with you, but the truth? The grandiose insult that comes with planeswalking is the lost sense of trueness you had with everything. You're a big walking lie, trying to make sense of it all, and there is a lot to make sense of. Those childhood tales are now trying to fillet you in some planes. Oh, and they can cast spells, too.

So, either you get power, or you run. I ran, since my chances of living were pretty embarrassing. I mean, I wasn't that bad, but the guys I were up against were ages older than me. I kept planeswalking for a good two months before I landed in a pretty, verdant, terrifying plane called Equus. That's where things got interesting.

My name is Adrolon, and I'm an emotionally-stunted-freak-of-nature going through an existential crisis. If you're reading this, the events in this journal are nothing more than a bad novel, I swear.

All story revisions, formats, literary constructs, etcetera were developed in accordance to Ezn's kickass writing guide, and the useful critique that you have provided, valued reader. Thank you.

[STORY IS UNDERGOING TOTAL REWRITE FOR THE N^TH TIME]

I really shouldn't have bought that kunai. Now I'm Minato Namikaze, the Yellow Flash, Sealsmaster extraordinaire. And I'm stuck in stone. Curse you Discord... yes, Discord, not the Royal Sisters, we actually got along rather well after I sealed him up, for a while at least. Of course he had to seal me off from the outside completely, including chakra dissipating into the air from my body. Building up chakra for 1005 years isn't that good for a mortals body... Great, I am now a selfpowering unkillable ageless entity capable of blowing up planets... I need limiters.