Hello, my name is Hit and I am a Hitman. I was known as Tim, but isn't much better than Hit. I am an assassin, though I wasn't always like this. I dressed up as Hit and went to Comic-Con, I made the mistake of purchasing Hit's Assignment Device, with it, I was sent to Equestria. After training in solitude I decided to become a Hitman, it's in my nature. One fateful day I get a mission by the Princess of the Sun, Princess Celestia Sol. Princess Celestia gives me a contract and I make the mistake of signing it. After completing the job, she forces me to learn to Magic of Friendship with Twilight Sparkle and her friends in Ponyville.

Oh boy...

Now open to crossovers.

The ultimate surprise - Fimfiction

Tyler is your typical desk jockey; works at a desk all day, then plays games at a desk all night.

But when he accepts the duty of leading a small changeling hive in a dream, he finds himself woefully unprepared for the responsibilities thrust upon him.

Yeah, he did volunteer for it, but how was he supposed to know that some dreams are real?

When a man finds out that he's a shell of his former self due to a meddling death god, how exactly will he take it? Pokemon Crossover.

Don't mind me, just following the crowd.

So many resets, so many changes; all just to blur together after a while. The void became, well, not my 'home', but not quite not a home either. I was content with the nigh nothingness I experienced while I waited for Frisk to reset, only to suddenly end up somewhere else entirely.

I'd seen all kinds of humans, all kinds of monsters. A muscular seahorse, a talking bowl of water obsessed with cleaning. What I didn't expect was an entire world of talking pony people who, despite being the only human there, they treat with kindness.

But, once again, the happiness didn't last; it never does.

Now with a reading!

*Takes place after the events of season 2 but before season 3.*

*This is an undertale crossover fic, but you do not necessarily need to know anything about undertale to enjoy it.*

Huge thanks to Phaoray and DekaSkittalz, and Reily for helping with editing and proofreading!

Currently looking for a dedicated illustrator!

Cover art done by one of the best artist I've ever had the pleasure to work with! I am eternally grateful.

Featured: 6/10/21 onward. Thanks so much! I wasn't expecting anyone to like this story.

Princess Cadance, in an attempt to better understand love in all its forms, has decided she needs to sleep with every species in Equestria, no exceptions. When the only member of one of those species says no, she doesn't take it well, and subconsciously channels a power she wasn't even aware of. A power with a dark past, a darker champion, a deadly enemy, and a horrific side effect.

A.N. Cover art by the exceptionally skilled mix-up, A.K.A. amalgamzaku over on Deviantart.

Discord broke free of his stone prison but minutes before his defeat a human wakes up as a pony in the outskirts of Ponyville atop a cotton candy cloud.
But this was no ordinary pony, this one has chaos magic at her disposal.
Follow her as she travels across Equestria and other worlds beyond as she learns about her new abilities and discovers what her purpose in all this is.

Oooh, a piece of chalk that's soul bound to me or something, I can physically interact with my drawings, and I'm pony magic proof..resistant, lets see where this goes.

How much criticism do I want?

Yes.

The story starts during season 1

Inspired by Chalk Warfare

Cover art by me.

A man reincarnated, and born as a wolf in the Everfree forest, with the help of the god of creation, will rise to be the strongest creature in the Everfree forest, maybe even in all of Equestria. Unbeknownst to the ponies of this world, Equestria is in danger from something they can't stop, so he needs to befriend the ponies and earn their trust.

I've never really been normal. In school I was always kinda the outcast. Then I get an incurable cancer. When I go to sleep one night I hear a voice calling out to me and the next thing I know is that I'm in the middle of a giant forest. In the body of a giant pony like creature.

The good news: I don't have cancer anymore.
The bad news: Everything else.

Super huge thanks to LSTS Connor for helping with editing the story. Thanks man. You're awesome

EDIT: Featured 13.08.20

Nick, an 8-year-old boy in New York, has been having a tough life ever since he was younger. At four years of age, his parents died in a car wreck. When he was in 1st grade, he was picked on in school for being an orphan. Recently, he was kidnapped by a wicked pawn shop owner who stole and hid away a diamond somewhere in a nature preserve. But what he didn't know was that the gem reacts to the full moon, sending him off somewhere, taking the diamond with him.

The next thing he knows, he finds himself in an old castle, not knowing how he got there. Not only that, but he finds himself in a completely new body, one of the opposite gender. Nick was now a black alicorn filly, with a mane that looks like the night sky, and turquoise dragon eyes. She also had on a blue helmet and four blue horseshoes. Nick has no idea where he is, what he had become, or what he was wearing, but he has to find a way back to his world in his original form.

But how will the ponies of Equestria take it when they see a filly Nightmare Moon? This will be a very confusing or shocking to the Main 6 and Spike. This is going to be one heck of an adventure.

This story is based on Living Nightmare by Autum Breeze, but we're doing this story early in the series, and with a kid that had a lot of trouble through his life.