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You're not a gardener, are you? So perhaps you don't know that once a garden is established, much of good gardening is about removal rather than planting, honing what you have to produce a pleasing effect, sacrificing the particular for the good of the whole. Gardening is a creative pastime, but the result is always a work in progress; unlike a painting or a piece of music a garden is never fixed in time.

― Rosalie Parker - In The Garden

The most solid advice for a writer is this, I think: Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, and when you sleep really to sleep. Try as much as possible to be wholly alive with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell. And when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough.

― William Saroyan

Our choicest plans have fallen through, our airiest castles tumbled over, because of lines we neatly drew and later neatly stumbled over.

— Piet Hein - Grooks

Donkeys

  • To Be A Mule Dilly Daliér is a mule with a dream that can never be. by archonix 2,983 words · 2,310 views · 240 likes · 6 dislikes
  • The Festival of Lights Every year, across Equestria, donkeys gather for the Festival of Lights, to dance, to sing. And to remember. by archonix 5,864 words · 703 views · 65 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Morning Glory For her entire life, Twilight has believed that the ponies of Equestria live together in harmony. When she wakes in a strange town, in a body no longer her own, she must face the possibility that Equestria's harmony may be less than she believed by archonix 8,672 words · 895 views · 66 likes · 3 dislikes

The De Raptura Chronicles

  • Guiding Light Calamity befalls the royalty of Equestria and, in lieu of plans that took decades to create and moments to ruin, control of the cosmos is bequeathed to the only pony Celestia had time to empower. by archonix 37,532 words · 5,358 views · 361 likes · 14 dislikes
  • To See The Light On the advent of her coronation, Princess "Derpy" De Raptura continues to adjust to life as Equestria's newest ruler, but soon finds that the power she was granted requires a greater sacrifice than she could ever have thought possible. by archonix 26,829 words · 1,773 views · 194 likes · 8 dislikes

Coming Up...

  • The Light of Other Days Archmage Twilight Sparkle wakes to a summons to see her Princess, Celestia. And that's odd, because for the last fifteen years Equestria has been ruled by Princess De Raptura. by archonix 0 words · 0 views
  • Blame it on the Moon Twilight and Princess De Raptura attempt to regain control of the moon. It shouldn't be hard. All they have to do is dance with it. by archonix 0 words · 0 views

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Oct
2nd
2013

Fandom bucket list · 9:50pm

Everyone else seems to have one these days.

☑ 500 followers

☐ 1000 followers

☑ Featured fic

☑ Finish something longer than 5000 words

☐ Finish something longer than 100,000 words

☑ Fic on Equestria Daily

☑ Art on Equestria Daily

☐ TV Tropes page of my very own

☑ Muffins!

☑ Get interviewed by a well-known podcast

☐ Get on the Vault

☑ Get senpai to notice me

☑ Become "that donkey guy"

☐ Horse Fame

☐ Not be crazy

... yeah.

Out in the real world my bucket list has things like return to South America, buy a '69 Dodge Charger and own five or more acres of land. One day... :twilightsmile:

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Apr
21st
2017

Yes, four of us vs four of them and potentially UNLIMITED POW- er, alcohol supplies.

You can see info (and also drop any questions you might want answering) here.

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Personal Picks

  • T The Archer and the Smith

    A smith has her work cut out for her when a pony named Lyra shows up with a very special order. A Fallen World story.  · Sharaloth
    11,921 words · 11,466 views  ·  1,165  ·  13
  • E Sunny Skies All Day Long

    Celestia's Day Off  · PhantomFox
    8,536 words · 84,174 views  ·  8,673  ·  141
  • E A Simpler Time

    Two friends realize their friendship goes back farther than either of them ever realized.  · DJLowrider
    4,130 words · 33,243 views  ·  2,798  ·  40
  • E Arrow 18 Mission Logs: Lone Ranger

    A mission to investigate a far off world takes an interesting twist.  · AdmiralTigerclaw
    66,597 words · 51,772 views  ·  5,101  ·  83
  • E 100% Move = 50% Fire

    For some reason, Twilight never got around to emptying her old Canterlot residence, and the Archives are fed up. She has until sunset to pack and leave. And for the first time in her life, she doesn't seem to be paying attention to the deadline.  · Estee
    10,001 words · 9,097 views  ·  1,074  ·  14
  • T Stardust

    Can Twilight earn the trust and friendship of people who are by nature suspicious and hostile to anything that isn't 'human'?  · Arad
    216,600 words · 42,997 views  ·  4,784  ·  85 · gore
  • T A Persimmon Spring

    One day, the Ever-Shifting Discord left his prison in the Canterlot Gardens and set the very sky on fire. A memoir of that dark time, by the Queen of Changelings.  · Chuckfinley
    2,935 words · 3,673 views  ·  395  ·  3
  • E Lost Cities

    North of Canterlot, in the far marches of the Equestrian lands near the Griffon tribes, there is a mountain that flies.  · Cold in Gardez
    11,045 words · 8,087 views  ·  948  ·  14
  • T Asylum

    When Twilight Sparkle went to bed, she had friends she loved and a life she enjoyed. But she awoke to hospital gowns and padded restraints. And the doctors, they keep telling her that she is sick and none of it was real. They’re lying, right?  · Daemon of Decay
    191,704 words · 56,549 views  ·  4,567  ·  102

Favourite One-shots

  • Fluttershy Has Tea With Jesus Fluttershy and Jesus drink tea and nothing objectionable happens. Not a trollfic. by Retsamoreh 2,556 words · 11,266 views · 653 likes · 31 dislikes
  • True True Friends Until the Very End Twilight will never forget her friends no matter how long it's been or where she is. But she's not quite as obsessed with them as her latest faithful student thinks by Richardson 4,081 words · 7,293 views · 896 likes · 27 dislikes
  • Spirit Tethers Princess Twilight Sparkle will never truly die, and never know what happens to those she loves once they pass beyond the veil. But then, one day, she comes up with an idea of how she might find out what lies beyond death. by terrycloth 3,815 words · 1,666 views · 138 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Will the Circle Be Unbroken? Applejack goes down to the River for some advice. by Cynewulf 5,235 words · 1,237 views · 71 likes · 8 dislikes

They Have An Appeal

  • Outside the Reaching Sky Equestria's first interstellar journey by Karazor 106,310 words · 7,856 views · 541 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Adorkable Love Rarity figures out that Cheerilee has a crush on Twilight, and that Twilight is oblivious. Rarity decide to play matchmaker. And Blue Bonnet is the worst delivery pony. Nothing can posi-blie go wrong. by Einhander 101,434 words · 7,566 views · 888 likes · 33 dislikes
  • Arrow 18 Mission Logs: Lone Ranger A mission to investigate a far off world takes an interesting twist. by AdmiralTigerclaw 66,597 words · 51,772 views · 5,101 likes · 83 dislikes
  • Whom the Princesses Would Destroy... Behind the scenes of a perfectly normal visit to Canterlot lies chaos. Also, custard. by GhostOfHeraclitus 19,758 words · 34,998 views · 2,638 likes · 37 dislikes
  • Order Up! In the vegan nation of Equestria, how do you live down a special talent for cooking meat? by Sparkler 12,544 words · 1,781 views · 126 likes · 2 dislikes

Cool Beans

  • Harmony Theory Rainbow Dash awakens in a strange land and must discover why, and how to return home. by Sharaloth 544,462 words · 13,985 views · 1,319 likes · 37 dislikes
  • Princess Twilight Sparkle's 505th Birthday The sequel to Princess Twilight Sparkle's 500th Birthday by Autumnschild 104,072 words · 10,429 views · 1,215 likes · 17 dislikes
  • Stardust Can Twilight earn the trust and friendship of people who are by nature suspicious and hostile to anything that isn't 'human'? by Arad 216,600 words · 42,997 views · 4,784 likes · 85 dislikes
  • 100% Move = 50% Fire For some reason, Twilight never got around to emptying her old Canterlot residence, and the Archives are fed up. She has until sunset to pack and leave. And for the first time in her life, she doesn't seem to be paying attention to the deadline. by Estee 10,001 words · 9,097 views · 1,074 likes · 14 dislikes
  • The Three Sisters Shining Armor and Cadence's spell reveals something completely unexpected. by Wanderer D 6,388 words · 40,164 views · 3,457 likes · 66 dislikes
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#169 · 14w, 2d ago · · ·

>>2380667 That would explain why I started getting favs on it again.

#168 · 14w, 2d ago · · ·

Hey, you're on cheezeburger! :pinkiegasp:

http://cheezburger.com/9002457856

#167 · 28w, 7h ago · · ·

>>2319402 Oh yes, how dare you appropriate my culture and mock it so with your slightly decadent alternative behaviours beneath the brim! Words shall be had! In fact I dare say I shall write a letter to the Times!

Good day, sir! *nod*

#166 · 28w, 12h ago · · ·

Well, nice hat.

By the way, apparently I owe you an apology for culturally appropriating British headgear at Bronycon and handing out top hats to people who were not British, and wearing one myself.  The top hat reflects an outdated stereotype of British people as sartorially sophisticated and a bit stuffy.

#165 · 28w, 19h ago · · ·

>>2319183 Yes. And yes.

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  • T Unexpected

    Gilda is pregnant.  · archonix
    3,646 words · 921 views  ·  67  ·  7 · sex
  • T Succession

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    For her entire life, Twilight has believed that the ponies of Equestria live together in harmony. When she wakes in a strange town, in a body no longer her own, she must face the possibility that Equestria's harmony may be less than she believed  · archonix
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    For many nights, Qamar of the Horse has dreamed of a moonlit garden filled with white flowers, a strange, dark temple to an unknown goddess, and the shadow of a mare on the horizon. Each morning he wakes to the scent of a rose.  · archonix
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