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Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).


They say that a pony's special talent is neither good nor evil - it just is, and it's what you do with your cutie mark that matters. But when you live in the vegan nation of Equestria, how do you live down a special talent for cooking meat?

(A gastronomic gift for a friend's OC. Double Patty and her image are the creation of ThisIsBobby.)

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Comments ( 38 )

I must point out that Equestria isn't vegan, we've seen them eating eggs before, and chocolate milk.

This is a rather interesting idea. I am intriguied. One thing though:

Not simply from trying to remember the history of the Equestrian political system; not just from trying to parse how to balance algebraic equations; not only from trying to remember the obtuse rules for how the color wheel worked.

If she is five, the color wheel is the only thing remotely close to what she should be learning. Then again, ponies aren't humans now, are they?
Meh, just pointing out a potential problem. I'll leave it up to the actual critics to give you their take.

But this is a very interesting idea. I look foward to seeing where you take it.

EDIT: MMPH! Could hold it in, didn't want to talk to much. You already got me hooked with the scale scene. I'm a sucker for peer ridicule in any story. Makes the character hard not to like! Dern me and my sympathy. Arg.


/\ They're Vegetarians

Besides that, I must say I bet this will get featured! :pinkiehappy:

Omg, Totallynotabrony on top of my comment!

Please tell me that she'll cook them up a little bit later and make them into an entry, a main dish then into cupcakes. Pinkie shall help:pinkiecrazy:!

"In Sight, It Must Be Right"
"Have It Your Way"

So, are you eventually going to do "I'm Lovin' It" "Think Outside The Bun" and "Where's The Beef?"

Seriously, though, you've earned a like from me. Keep writing!


You have no idea how useful these burger puns will be. :pinkiecrazy:

I want to see where this goes.

I hope to see more from this gator.


Ah dig it man. I'll be watching.:ajsmug:

Hmmm... now I need to go get a burger.

Before I read I must say that some horses do eat me

That being said this is still interesting

Gryphon says," oh what is this dish i am tasting."

That was fun. Just a shame it didn't show up in my updates list or I'd have said so sooner. :twilightoops:

I'm actually sad it wasn't longer.
I really enjoyed this story.

I don't know why it didn't show up in my updates list, but I'm glad that I finally got to read it. More than a month later.

Good story.

that was a fun little conclusion.

Same problem the guys above had.

Well that was a fun little story. Well thought out and interesting characters.

Gives me some ideas for a fic of my own.

Thumbs up and a well done.:twilightsmile:

You should actually write up the recipe because I want to try it >.>

Wow, this was really good!
I'm not really a fan of burgers, but i really enjoyed this story.
i actually thought that this would turn into Evergreen being made into burgers.:pinkiesick:
Still a great story either way.
Keep up the good work!:moustache:

So Theo had pony meat?:rainbowhuh:

From a similar situation like he found Patty in?

Burger research is best research.

So true...

[quote]"Erm... Patty, does this town erupt into a full-blown panic every day?"

"Oh, no. Only about once a week."

Any chance you'd be willing to make an alternate, dark ending where Double Patty foalnaps Evergreen, and, as you so aptly put it...

tie you up, tenderize you, grind you into horse meat, mix you into the burgers and serve you at my birthday next month

Also, does it make me a bad person for wanting that outcome?:unsuresweetie::twilightoops:


I can unequivocally say I won't be writing that. My heart doesn't descend that far into that level of darkness.


.....Oh well then; it's still a thought though.:trollestia::moustache::eeyup:

Wow, I'm late to the party.


Stupidfaces. They'll get their comeuppance.

And lots and lots of Five Guys. Burger research is best research.


As a former Five Guys employee, I approve of this.

Short but delishish! Well done!

This is a great story. Makes me hungry lol. And now I want to try and make a veggie burger.

He froze for a moment. "Well, it's... burgher."

Oh my God. I don't know whether to laugh or be horrified.


It took six years for someone to catch that. :rainbowlaugh:

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