Hey, you know that really good author who has quality stories that everyone loves? I'm not that guy, he's over there. I'm that mediocre guy that's lucky to have as many followers as I do. Thanks!!!

A long time ago, I created with abandon. I thought those times were behind me... It's time to pick up the pen once more...

Avatar done by @befishprod on twitter, check her out! I write comedy things, occasionally they're good.

Mostly harmless.

trying to see how many ways i can hurt applejack, apparently Ko-Fi | Pronouns

Forget not that I am a derp.

Pithy Statement

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

do not mistake peace for quiet

Reader, writer, brony above all. That is my creed.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I'm still here; I watch you play. But I can't think of much to say.

Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.

Let us make beautiful ruins.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

6 Months after the series finale was a hell of a time to start writing fanfics

Just a lesbian with a laptop.

I'm here to help. Avatar image courtesy of Taggerung

My true alias is Dreagonight, the Dreaded Dragon Knight, but my friends just calls me dreago, the reckless Mystic Dragon-Knight

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“Be the change that you want to see in the world of My Little Pony fetish fanfiction.” | Tip jar: https://ko-fi.com/radpanic

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

"Sanity is for the weak." - People who know good writing advice

I think far, far too hard about things. These things include magical ponies.

Alternate account for clopfics

Welcome to the other side of the fandom. Please sit back and relax, there are cookies and punch by the door.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

God, I'm so sorry.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

A chill purveyor of stories. A little microcosm of depravity with a heart.

Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

Mostly a romance writer, often taking an interest in trying different genres but always coming back to romance in the end.

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Sibling writer and platonic love connoisseur. Cuddlefic Specialist. Analysis and fanfiction in dangerously wholesome G dosages. Support me on Kofi!

I'm just a random user who writes a lot of different ideas that pop into my strange mind, and ships almost everything imaginable.

I just headbutt the keyboard till my ideas spill out into writing. Sometimes it works.