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DarkHooves


I'm still here; I watch you play. But I can't think of much to say.

Oct
5th
2022

Kiss me, I'm Covid Positive! · 6:29pm Oct 5th, 2022

Amazing how long a human can survive of Paracetamol and pearjuice alone...

Sep
24th
2022

Less Then Triumphant Return · 10:53am Sep 24th, 2022

Hello my slippery snowleopards! Long time no viddied, drogs. How goes?

Looks like I'll miss the deadline for the Cozy Glow contest third time in a row. Yay me!

I don't know why but my mojo just died little over a month ago. Sure it sucks, but... idk. I've just prioritised other things...

...

That's about it!

Feb
23rd
2022

Putin is a massive, cocksucking dickhead who deserves to die a slow, painfull death in a ditch somewhere, impotent and alone in his own feces whilst wild crows feasts on his soft parts · 9:48am Feb 23rd, 2022

That's basically it.

Jan
29th
2022

Teaser For Sequel to What You Deserve · 2:05pm Jan 29th, 2022

For real this time! I promise!

Just beware that it's not a story yet. It's just a series of loose chapters that need alot of glue inbetween. Also, anything you read here may be subject to change in the actual product.

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Anyway, the scene is that Sunset has asked to graduate early in order to get her grades and start working to support Cozy Glow and herself.

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Aug
16th
2021

DarkHooves Crashes Into Slumber · 6:37pm Aug 16th, 2021

Going through abit of a situation.

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I got nothing more to say.

...

Aug
1st
2021

I Shed A Tear For The internet... · 7:04pm Aug 1st, 2021

CAPTAINS LOG! Stardate 210801!

Citizens of The Internet! The ORIGINAL Brony has struck AGAIN...

And THIS time...

It's PERSONAL...!

Jul
6th
2021

I love summer! · 7:05am Jul 6th, 2021

What's not to love about it?

There's women going around wearing very little.

And the best of all...

It's so hot you need to have your balcony door open until you're just about to sleep which means insect fuckers get in and wakes you up at fucking 5 in the morning!!!

SPECIAL NEWS REPORT

Stupid fucking neighbourhood cats killing magpies in my yard!

I swear, I'm not gonna let a single one of those fuckers waltz into my yard ever again!

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Feb
5th
2021

Status Report - 05/02 2021 · 9:24pm Feb 5th, 2021

These are my unpublished stories.

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Dec
16th
2020

Totally legit, not-at-all bullshit epilogue to What You Deserve based on feedback · 10:01pm Dec 16th, 2020

<Long intro detailing how Cozy Glow started attending school and now sees Sunset as her mother>

"So how was school today?" Sunset asked as she put down the dinner on the table. "Did you do anything fun?"

"Yes," Cozy smiled. "Cheerilee was sick today, so me and Silver Spoon decided to practise for the music showcase and then some other students joined in and everybody danced!"

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Oct
6th
2020

No New Chapter Today - 6/10 · 7:29pm Oct 6th, 2020

I was planning to have the penultimate chapter published today, but because of unforeseen occurances outside of my control, I have to delay it by a couple of days.

It's not that much job to be done left on it. Just pasting and polish, so it shouldn't take long.

Look forward to it or dont!