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I love ponies, bronies, and matrimonies! I'm an author, artist, and plushie-maker. I create stuff and I try to make it awesome. Relax. You're in good company. ❤ ~Since 2012~

Everything is awesome!

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

I'm mostly here to comment on other people's work, although I admit I read very slowly. As for myself, I am an animator and I live in South Africa

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

Why the name? FMA is awesome. Why the avatar? I like One Piece even more. Welcome to my page and enjoy the stories!

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Always be nice to other people. They outnumber you eight billion to one.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

-If Lost, please place back into the nearest library-

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

Just a guy that does whatever comes to mind. Giving the D, trolling, cockblocking, and laughing maniacally may apply.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Just some random guy. [Retired]

I am an pretty filly.

Hysterical. Glacial.

Hi, I'm British, and you're reading a bunch of stuff you don't really care about! Yay! Go easy on me, I'm still finding my way around.

You know how much I sacrificed?

The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai'don.

"Sanity is for the weak." - People who know good writing advice

I don't know, man. Those weasels were on fire when I got here.

~"If you want it to make sense, YOU say it."~

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Just a guy who writes, games, and does stuff and things.

I'm some sad loser who only reads stories about girls spearing guys open.

Take Time To Spread A Little Magic! 🪄✨️

Music ponies are best ponies.

who me

Hey peeps! Come over to our page for more reading.

Just some guy who started trying to actually write something after almost two years of lurking. Apparently people like to read the stuff that goes on in my head. Huh.

I'm back and ready to stay

There, finished. Go on... what do you think?

I'm nothing special, but I am trying.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Selling out has never felt so dirty.