WHAT IS A PONY? NOTHING BUT MISERABLE PILE OF FRIENDSHIPS! BUT ENOUGH TALK HAVE AT YOU!

I'm a little messed up. I'll update chapters when I can. Sorry for the long waiting periods :(

A guy who loves to create stories and has a big imagination. Also wishes to become a famous Actor and Director.

When we were at war, Oh! We were at war, In the army corps, drowning in gore, Each man thought of his love back home Where she’s waiting by the door.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

irresistible

There is nothing important here.

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

Wait do I put something smart or stupid here?

Hey everyone, my name's Joel, and I enjoy writing stories and playing games, I play on the PC and Xbox. My Gamertag on Xbox: is MintMetal. And my Steam link is right here:Steam. So just add me and we'

Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.

I've got ponies on the brain.

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

Not much to say except that I love video games, my favorite series being Star Fox and Mass Effect; reading, sports, etc. I have a separate FanFiction account where more of my stories can be found.

I am an freelance artist and writer. I love MLP:FIM and enjoy reading some of the stories other Bronies write.

"What is better...to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

I'll see you starside, everyone. Through rain, shine, or clouds, and no matter what it takes...I'll carry you there if necessary.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

This'll draw in the fetish crowd.

"The clever are not so much looking for loneliness as they avoid the fuss created by fools." - Arthur Schopenhauer

Fuck you cunts! I am better then you!!!!

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I am nothing but a simple writer and artist, putting forth for the internet anything that passes through my brain and completes itself on paper. When it manages to actually get to the paper.

I'm tired beyond recovery by sleep. It's like my soul is tired. That's the only way I can describe this all-pervading feeling. Like I can't make a smile that isn't somehow insincere.

Long time Brony, Gamemaster and Gamer.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

There is nothing as liberating, or terrifying, as a blank page.

Mission Objectives; Classified. This account belongs to two people, specify who you're talking to please.

Let ideas and all speech be free. I will respect your ideas, your characters, your ponies. Feel free to ask me anything!

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

The standard tool for opening hacked files.

I adopted the name of my beloved creation and have been spreading the word of the Illogic since. Tell me, are Illogic and chaos the same thing? https://ko-fi.com/theworldofillogic

If you're looking for an editor or profile artist, you've found them. DM me to talk.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...