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silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Who are these people?! Why are they following me?!

Scraping my way up

I am just a pony, for a pony is all I can be.

(He/They) Sometimes you just want to hear your favorite story told a little different

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"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

What in ‘tardation-

Pithy Statement

Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?

No.

Join the dark side! We have ponies!

I. AM. INSPIRED!

"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

Please, call me Ed. Click here to support!

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

I tend to be more romantic than I am poetic.

Leave your headcanons at the door.

The only ship I ship is friendship.

I dig MLP Please support me on SubscribeStar https://subscribestar.adult/typist-gray

Blood for the Blood God and pony stories for everyone!

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Vinyl Scratch is best pony. Luna is Best Princess. I do other things, but not really.

A knight in Shining Armor has never had his metal truly tested.

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

Stop making this look so easy....

If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!

Over the swamp and through the woods to the Storm Clan we go!

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

"Sanity is for the weak." - People who know good writing advice

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.