Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.
Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.
A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.
Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES
Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.
If I had a cent for every headdesk... I'd still be poor.
When life gives you Lemonade, make Lemons. Life will be all like, "what?!"
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
The greatest source of inspiration for the stories I write is my insane day dreams.
There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!
A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!