Expat American brony living in Germany. Occasionally, I write smut or read something that isn't smut.

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Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

If I had a cent for every headdesk... I'd still be poor.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

The self-appointed leader of the Twilight Sparkle Fan Club - Netherworld Branch (Please don't tell Titania, dood)

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

All the clop, all the time.

Another one bites the dust.

I work. I read. I work. I sleep. I work. I party. I work. I have sex. I work. I eat. I work. I lose my mind. I make no effort to find it and probably never will. Bananas.

FIMFic account for buckweiser.

Grab your right nut, make your left one jealous.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

I'm just a guy who likes writing and sharing ideas.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I'm just an humble (wanna-be) MLP fanfic author and fanartist. I also love drawing fancomics and worshipping Applejack (as well as Rainbow Dash and Daring Do. In that order).

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

Ohai! Extantdread here, available for some of your needs! Aviator, avid reader, occasional writer!

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

I write stories about the sexual experiences of small, multicolored equines. That's literally my contribution to the world.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

If you like my writing you can encourage it.

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Chelis' Editor in Chief, and a Horse News writer on the side. I like animu, apparently. Send help.

Has a new gaming PC eating all his time.

Who let the dogs out?

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

BAD TOUCH!

irresistible

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Sometimes I write stories.