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ClosetKnight


Grab your right nut, make your left one jealous.

Feb
14th
2018

Happy Valentines Day · 8:35am Feb 14th, 2018

Roses are Pink
Pilots are Blue
An Iron Rain has fallen
And so will you.

Jul
4th
2016

Happy Birthday America · 7:00am Jul 4th, 2016

Midnight GMT -8 Post

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May
2nd
2016

Mother's day is coming. · 5:31am May 2nd, 2016

How many stories are there gonna be of ponies fucking their mothers in the next week?
Regidar i'm looking at you.

Jan
2nd
2016

So, just watched Ted 2. · 3:37am Jan 2nd, 2016

And honestly, never more have I been so disappointed in Hasbro.

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Dec
14th
2014

how many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? · 6:10am Dec 14th, 2014

A1: How many can you afford?
A2: Fifty-three. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and 28 to bill for professional services.

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