Happy Valentines Day · 8:35am Feb 14th, 2018

Roses are Pink
Pilots are Blue
An Iron Rain has fallen
And so will you.

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Happy Birthday America · 7:00am Jul 4th, 2016

Midnight GMT -8 Post

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Mother's day is coming. · 5:31am May 2nd, 2016

How many stories are there gonna be of ponies fucking their mothers in the next week?
Regidar i'm looking at you.

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2nd

2016

So, just watched Ted 2. · 3:37am Jan 2nd, 2016

And honestly, never more have I been so disappointed in Hasbro.

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Dec

14th

2014

how many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? · 6:10am Dec 14th, 2014

A1: How many can you afford?
A2: Fifty-three. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and 28 to bill for professional services.

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Happy Valentines Day · 8:35am Feb 14th, 2018

Happy Birthday America · 7:00am Jul 4th, 2016

Mother's day is coming. · 5:31am May 2nd, 2016

So, just watched Ted 2. · 3:37am Jan 2nd, 2016

how many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? · 6:10am Dec 14th, 2014

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